Top Ten Things that Sugou Nobuyuki from Sword Art Online Should Lick Instead of Asuna Yuuki

Sugou Nobuyuki can go get raped in jail for his sinful and disgusting misdeeds. And while we're at it, why not make a list of things that he should lick instead of one of our main heroes from Sword Art Online? Now I am a huge Sword Art Online fan and I will defend the show from any argument as much as possible, but I think one thing we can all agree on is that Sugou is an awful character. So let's see if we can have Asuna Yuuki send these "gifts" to Sugou for him to lick, if you know what I mean...

The Top Ten Things that Sugou Nobuyuki from Sword Art Online Should Lick Instead of Asuna Yuuki

1 A bomb disguised as an ice cream cone

Interesting fact: Sugou is japanese for "Amazing". Ironic, isn't it? - darthvadern

2 Volcano Sauce Drop (Karate Choppers)
3 A Gordo from the Kirby series
4 Lava
5 A pole in winter
6 A hot stone
7 Rat poison
8 A plug outlet
9 Pufferfish The Tetraodontidae are a family of primarily marine and estuarine fish of the order Tetraodontiformes.
10 Geese poop

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11 Adolf Hitler Adolf Hitler (April 20, 1889 - April 30, 1945) was a German politician who was the leader of the Nazi Party, Chancellor of Germany from 1933 to 1945, and Führer of Nazi Germany from 1934 to 1945. As dictator of Nazi Germany, he initiated World War II in Europe with the invasion of Poland in September more.
12 Box Jellyfish
13 Robbie Rotten's Net

I'm voting this because it very hillaryous - YourWaifuSucks

14 Bleach
15 A Nuke Disguised as Asuna
16 Chainsaw
17 Justin Bieber Justin Drew Bieber (born March 1, 1994) is a Canadian singer, songwriter, and record producer. He currently resides in Ontario, Canada and is Christian. He is the son of author Pattie Mallette. more.
18 Face Eating Aliens from Fanboy and Chum Chum

Fanboy and Chum Chum sucks, but it would be fun to see those things mutilate Sugou's face and make it uglier than it already is. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

19 Donald Trump Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is an American businessman, television personality, politician, and the 45th President of the United States. Born and raised in Queens, New York City, Trump received an economics degree from the Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania in 1968. In 1971, more.

Donald trump would love it

20 Hillary Clinton Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton is an American politician who was a Democratic presidential candidate in the 2008 and 2016 elections.

Please put in Kim Kardashin

21 Sayaka Miki Sayaka Miki is a fictional character from the 2011 anime series Puella Magi Madoka Magica and its related media.

First it's Madoka, and now It's Sayaka. Poor girls.. who would even add them to such list

22 Angry Shark
23 Frillish (Pokemon)

Cursed Body. - HeavyDonkeyKong

24 A Poison Dart Frog
25 A Cyanide-Laced Lollipop
26 A Nuke
27 A Bullet
28 Kirito's Sword
29 The Moldy Cupcake from Angelo Rules
30 Hot Sauce
31 Prune Juice
32 His Own Butt
33 Pee
34 Caillou Throwing a Tantrum
35 The Cheese Touch Cheese From Diary of a Wimpy Kid
36 Boris The Red Teeth Guy (Go!Animate)
37 Fregley's Secret Freckle (Diary of a Wimpy Kid)
38 Abu Bakr al Baghdadhi Abū Bakr al-Baghdadi was the leader of the Salafi jihadist militant terrorist organisation known as the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (ISIS).
39 Nukes
40 Chloe Carmichael - The Fairly OddParents
41 The Great Mighty Poo The Great Mighty Poo is a fictional character appearing in the 2001 video game Conker's Bad Fur Day. He is a giant, opera-singing pile of feces that appears as a boss in the sloprano chapter.

This would be funny to watch.. - MLPFan

42 Black Hole
43 Madoka Kaname Madoka Kaname is the titular protagonist of the 2011 anime series Puella Magi Madoka Magica and its related media.

Who made Madoka here?! I mean, what did she even do to you, (person who made Madoka here)?! And no, Not even Dora being licked is funny. This makes Sugou a bigger pedo than he already is! Yikes - MLPFan

44 Dora the Explorer Dora is the main protagonist in the show "Dora the Explorer". Her main occupation is exploring with her monkey friend, Boots.
45 Jim Sterling
46 Robbie Rotten Robbie Rotten (played by Stefán Karl Stefánsson) is a lazy man who continuously formulates feckless schemes in which he masquerades in a disguise to lure the residents away from their newly-active lifestyles. He passionately abhors the influence of Stephanie and Sportacus on the townspeople. A number more.
47 A Guillotine
48 Haruhi Suzumiya Haruhi Suzumiya is the title character and female protagonist of the Haruhi Suzumiya series created by Nagaru Tanigawa.
49 Alvin Hung Alvin Hung is the creator of the site known as "GoAnimate". He has gotten controversy for being greedy and removing many things on the site. He has gotten lots of hate from GoAnimators.
50 Acid
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