Top Ten Things that Sugou Nobuyuki from Sword Art Online Should Lick Instead of Asuna Yuuki

Sugou Nobuyuki can go get raped in jail for his sinful and disgusting misdeeds. And while we're at it, why not make a list of things that he should lick instead of one of our main heroes from Sword Art Online? Now I am a huge Sword Art Online fan and I will defend the show from any argument as much as possible, but I think one thing we can all agree on is that Sugou is an awful character. So let's see if we can have Asuna Yuuki send these "gifts" to Sugou for him to lick, if you know what I mean...

The Top Ten

1 A bomb disguised as an ice cream cone
2 Volcano Sauce Drop (Karate Choppers)
3 A Gordo from the Kirby series
4 Lava
5 A pole in winter
6 A hot stone
7 Rat poison
8 A plug outlet
9 Pufferfish Pufferfish The Tetraodontidae are a family of primarily marine and estuarine fish of the order Tetraodontiformes.
10 Geese poop

The Newcomers

? Blue Ringed Octopus Blue Ringed Octopus
? Johny's Sugar from Johny Johny Yes Papa

The Contenders

11 Adolf Hitler Adolf Hitler Adolf Hitler was a German politician who was the leader of the Nazi Party, Chancellor of Germany from 1933 to 1945, and Führer of Nazi Germany from 1934 to 1945. As dictator of Nazi Germany, he initiated World War II in Europe with the invasion of Poland in September 1939 and was a central figure of more.
12 Robbie Rotten's Net

I'm voting this because it very hillaryous - YourWaifuSucks

13 Bleach
14 Chainsaw
15 Justin Bieber Justin Bieber Justin Drew Bieber (born March 1, 1994) is a Canadian singer, songwriter, and record producer. He currently resides in Ontario, Canada and is Christian. He is the son of author Pattie Mallette. more.
16 Face Eating Aliens from Fanboy and Chum Chum

Fanboy and Chum Chum sucks, but it would be fun to see those things mutilate Sugou's face and make it uglier than it already is. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

17 Donald Trump Donald Trump Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is an American businessman, television personality, politician, and the 45th President of the United States. Born and raised in Queens, New York City, Trump received an economics degree from the Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania in 1968. In 1971, more.

Donald trump would love it

18 Hillary Clinton Hillary Clinton Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton is an American politician who was a candidate for the Democratic presidential nomination in the 2016 election.

Please put in Kim Kardashin

19 Sayaka Miki Sayaka Miki Sayaka Miki is a fictional character from the 2011 anime series Puella Magi Madoka Magica and its related media.

First it's Madoka, and now It's Sayaka. Poor girls.. who would even add them to such list - MLPFan

20 Box Jellyfish
21 Angry Shark
22 Frillish (Pokemon)

Cursed Body. - HeavyDonkeyKong

23 A Poison Dart Frog
24 A Cyanide-Laced Lollipop
25 A Nuke
26 A Bullet
27 Kirito's Sword
28 The Moldy Cupcake from Angelo Rules
29 Hot Sauce
30 Prune Juice
31 His Own Butt
32 Pee
33 A Nuke Disguised as Asuna
34 Caillou Throwing a Tantrum
35 The Cheese Touch Cheese From Diary of a Wimpy Kid
36 Boris The Red Teeth Guy (Go!Animate)
37 Fregley's Secret Freckle (Diary of a Wimpy Kid)
38 Abu Bakr al Baghdadhi Abu Bakr al Baghdadhi
39 Nukes
40 Chloe Carmichael - The Fairly OddParents Chloe Carmichael - The Fairly OddParents
41 The Great Mighty Poo The Great Mighty Poo The Great Mighty Poo is a fictional character appearing in the 2001 video game Conker's Bad Fur Day. He is a giant, opera-singing pile of feces that appears as a boss in the sloprano chapter.

This would be funny to watch.. - MLPFan

42 Black Hole
43 Madoka Kaname Madoka Kaname Madoka Kaname is the titular protagonist of the 2011 anime series Puella Magi Madoka Magica and its related media.

Who made Madoka here?! I mean, what did she even do to you, (person who made Madoka here)?! And no, Not even Dora being licked is funny. This makes Sugou a bigger pedo than he already is! Yikes - MLPFan

44 Dora the Explorer Dora the Explorer Dora is the main protagonist in the show "Dora the Explorer" her main occupation is exploring with her monkey friend Boots .
45 Jim Sterling
46 Robbie Rotten Robbie Rotten Robbie Rotten (played by Stefán Karl Stefánsson) is a lazy man who continuously formulates feckless schemes in which he masquerades in a disguise to lure the residents away from their newly-active lifestyles. He passionately abhors the influence of Stephanie and Sportacus on the townspeople. A number more.
47 A Guillotine
48 Haruhi Suzumiya Haruhi Suzumiya Haruhi Suzumiya is the title character and female protagonist of the Haruhi Suzumiya series created by Nagaru Tanigawa.
49 Alvin Hung Alvin Hung Alvin Hung is the creator of the site known as "GoAnimate". He has gotten controversy for being greedy and removing many things on the site. He has gotten lots of hate from GoAnimators.
50 Acid
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