Top Ten Things Things That Make You Seem Smart

What's that, you think you're dumber than my pet rock, that's ok I'll make you the next Albert Einstein by just reading the lists.

The Top Ten

1 Understanding Sarcasm

A pig in your pants

2 Hate things that are popular

3 Grammar Nazi

Actually, it’s smart if you know proper English. People who can actually speak their own language properly and spell even simple words are smarter than most people. Seriously.

4 Say big words

5 Wear glasses

6 Rant about topics

7 Like old music

8 Spot mistakes in movies

I have a list of films with unnoticed plot holes.

9 Catch people who are lying and showing off

Last year,
I had a classmate who was telling me and a group of 4 students that he just had invested money in the share market and had got a profit of $100, I asked him some basic questions about the stock market like what is Revenue, Nekkei, Dow Jones
He could answer none of them.

10 Making a list of things that make you seem smart

The Contenders

11 Making a List Like This

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