Top Ten Things This List Will Teach You That Will Change Your Life

The Top Ten
1 Not to believe everything you read

I read that loving Kanye West will make me part of "Kanyenism". (Just kidding)

You believed this list can change your life? Haha you...wally! Cuh! Cuh! Let this be a lesson to you.

This is making my head go round in circles

That's what my mother does.

2 That you are gullible

Well... True that.

**sigh**

3 You are wasting time voting this item as it won't thank you. It doesn't even know it's happening (or not)

This is just funny

4 That there is always someone stranger than you

If strangeness is an absolute quantity, which it is for quarks, then this approximation shall at some point cease to be valid.

Proven by this item

5 That I know what you're doing right now...

#Stalker alert

6 You really need to do something else with your life

But I don't want to...

7 That this list can change your life

Thank you, my life is now much improved, and I am grateful from the bottom of my heart for this enlightenment.

I just became the new president and have everything I could ever want!

I've learnt it

8 That you didn't read the item about not believing reading everything you read
9 That Britgirl can't count

You stoopid freak! You ain't got no brain! I think yo should kiss yo mamma's ***!

Seriously, this is really mean.

-ThePinkieMaster

That is harsh

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