Top Ten Things to Throw at Your Boss When They Walk Past

Throw caution to the wind... Or at your boss! Haha! Got any more?
The Top Ten
1 Used Toilet Paper

You know the piece that gets stuck to your shoe when you leave the lav? Use that! Haha!

2 Poop

Good luck on still finding/keeping our job one day.

3 Pus Pockets
4 A cup of herbal tea with 2 sugars and a lid on

Sorry, but I just had to.

5 A net
6 Yourself

If you're a performer of any sort, this is feasible. Otherwise you'll look like a complete moron. But it would be so worthy.

Only if you know you'll benefit from it of course; otherwise what's the point?

Always best to do it yourself

Excellent List, Britgirl!

7 Swivel Chair
8 Abuse

Expletives galore! Just make sure you've fixed yourself with another job first, you wally!

Hahaa! I love your lists! And I love you! How can anyone be so funny?

9 Computer
10 Desk
The Contenders
11 Stupid Random Words

See my list (if you want to) of Random Words To Shout At Your Boss When He walks Past for some hilarious choice words.

12 Your Resignation
13 His Favourite Tea Mug
14 Paper Airplane

This is so innocent! Thank you, that made me smile =)

So much fun to throw

15 Potato
16 The First Thing That Comes to Hand

Literally ANYTHING that you get your hands on first. The new employee even... !

17 Miniature Couch (For Obvious Reasons)
18 An Anvil
19 A Monkey

Don't know where you'd get one though!

20 Cheese
21 Pillow
22 Banana

Seriously though my mom did that once

23 A raw fish

So much for that nice suit of his...

24 A vat of melted chocolate

My sister always says that she wishes she could dump a whole vat of melted chocolate on the heads of people she dislikes

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