Top Ten Things TopTenner Montypython Is Going to Do If Donald Trump Becomes President


The Top Ten

1 Move to Canada

Can you pick me up on the way? We can play games in the car! - Garythesnail

I would move to Canada to I hate Donald Trump and he is racist on Mexico people. - RevolNiartRuasonid

Donald Trump called Mexicans rapists and murderers. Is that enough information for why we would move to Canada? - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Really? Take me and my family with you! We're willing to pay along with you for the journey to go to Canada as long as we're away from that racist candidate! - ModernSpongeBobSucks

I'll move too, so Donald Dick shouldn't find us

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2 Start a Riot

I'll sell the torches - Nateawesomeness

Count me in! Anytime, anyday! - keycha1n


3 Cry

Trump is not awesome, he's racist, so shut up before I tell you to get a broken tooth

I'll cry up a bath and wash myself in it - Nateawesomeness

Curl up in a ball and think about how I should become an Aes Sedai, where there's an Amrylin who judges things fairly, not some crap politician. - Merilille

Probably tears of joy about how awesome Trump is.

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4 Throw Rocks at the TV

I could, but the only reason I won't is because there's SpongeBob on the T.V.. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

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5 Complain (Like I Am Right Now)

I'm just gonna make fun of Donald even more than I do now. - Therandom

I'll complain a new sarcasm series - Nateawesomeness

6 Feel Sorrow for My Country

Donald Trump is worse than Hillary Clinton. I prefer Bernie Sanders, but since I don't want Donald Trump to become president, I'm desperate for any Democrat to win. Or at least a Republican that isn't Donald Trump. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Yup. I don't even know how he has made it this far in the primaries. What is America doing to me? - ModernSpongeBobSucks

I would do all of these things if Hillary Clinton becomes president. I despise that woman. - RiverClanRocks

I totally despise Clinton and Trump. A lot, so I have no other choice but to support Sanders. - cosmo

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7 Scream a Lot

WHen my friends saw he was winning we screamed for 10 minutes straight. It might be posted on social media, cause a girl took a video. - AnonymousChick

Maybe you can join a screamo band. Is that a thing? - Icantbelieveitsnotbutter

8 Sit In the Corner and Listen to Pink Floyd for Four Years

LOL, I'm here at the bus station and had to laugh so hard! :-) - CastlevaniaFanboy128

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9 Tear My Hair Out

Whoa 0_0 easy there... - SamuiNeko

Or even your face - Nateawesomeness

10 Stab a Couch Over and Over

What did the couch do? It's not his fault if Donald Trump wins. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

This is really specific, are you okay? - LizardKing99

Now, that is a bit unfair to the vouch. - birdechosplash

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The Contenders

11 Kiss Britboy

I barely even know anything about Britboy. I never talked to him, but I bet he's nice! - MontyPython

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