Top Ten Things TopTenner Montypython Is Going to Do If Donald Trump Becomes President

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The Top Ten

1 Move to Canada

Can you pick me up on the way? We can play games in the car! - Garythesnail

I would move to Canada to I hate Donald Trump and he is racist on Mexico people. - RevolNiartRuasonid

Donald Trump called Mexicans rapists and murderers. Is that enough information for why we would move to Canada? - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Bye-Bye, don't let the [symbolic] door bang you on the behind on your way out.

He's a bad candidate, but he's still better than Clinton. - Therandom

Even Clinton has more experience than Trump! How is that overweight, dumb, racist pedophile you call Donald Trump any better than her?! - ModernSpongeBobSucks

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2 Start a Riot

Count me in! Anytime, anyday! - keycha1n


I'll sell the torches - Nateawesomeness

3 Cry

Curl up in a ball and think about how I should become an Aes Sedai, where there's an Amrylin who judges things fairly, not some crap politician. - Merilille

Probably tears of joy about how awesome Trump is.

I'll cry up a bath and wash myself in it - Nateawesomeness

Trump is not awesome, he's racist, so shut up before I tell you to get a broken tooth

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4 Throw Rocks at the TV

Sure, break your T.V. - that'll cheer you up 😜 - Billyv

Will a broken T.V. make you feel better, my friend? 😖 - Billyv

I could, but the only reason I won't is because there's SpongeBob on the T.V.. - BlueTopazIceVanilla


5 Complain (Like I Am Right Now)

I'm just gonna make fun of Donald even more than I do now. - Therandom

I'll complain a new sarcasm series - Nateawesomeness

6 Feel Sorrow for My Country

I would do all of these things if Hillary Clinton becomes president. I despise that woman. - RiverClanRocks

I totally despise Clinton and Trump. A lot, so I have no other choice but to support Sanders. - cosmo

Donald Trump is worse than Hillary Clinton. I prefer Bernie Sanders, but since I don't want Donald Trump to become president, I'm desperate for any Democrat to win. Or at least a Republican that isn't Donald Trump. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

RiverClanRocks, I respect your opinion, but really? Do you REALLY hate Hillary Clinton that much to vote for Donald Trump instead? O.O What makes him better than her? Can we still play Pokemon together? - ModernSpongeBobSucks

I agree with you ModernSpongebobSucks, Hillary Clinton is way better than that racist homophobe called Donald Trump

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7 Scream a Lot

Maybe you can join a screamo band. Is that a thing? - Icantbelieveitsnotbutter

WHen my friends saw he was winning we screamed for 10 minutes straight. It might be posted on social media, cause a girl took a video. - AnonymousChick

8 Sit In the Corner and Listen to Pink Floyd for Four Years

What if he gets re-elected? - BlueTopazIceVanilla

Then I'm definitely staying in Siberia or more likely Australia. - Anonymousxcxc

Until The Next Election. lol I Laughed So Hard When I Passed This. And If He Becomes President Again I'll Kill Him In The Parade With An Ak47. And Then Go Hug His Guard, Take His Gun And Shoot Myself In The Head. - 12cc

I just need to charge my MP3... - Nateawesomeness

9 Tear My Hair Out

Whoa 0_0 easy there... - SamuiNeko

Or even your face - Nateawesomeness

I probably would've done the same. - Vancedapurpleguy

10 Stab a Couch Over and Over

This is really specific, are you okay? - LizardKing99

What did the couch do? It's not his fault if Donald Trump wins. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

Oh shut up birdechosplash, it's not unfais so get a life

Have mercy on the couch,I beg you To! - Nateawesomeness