Top Ten Things TopTenner Montypython Is Going to Do If Donald Trump Becomes President

I'm just gonna have to say it. NO ONE is moving anywhere. You're all talk and your parents ain't gonna drop everything and move to another country. All you Americans grow up and stop bandwagoning. Also, shut up about American politics if you don't live in America.

Hey Montypython, I would love to come with you! My dad has a new toyota and I'll love to pick you - and my fellow TopTenners with me. Fellow TopTenners, ever need any help, ask me. I will be there for all of you. I really mean it. I will not let that racist freak harm ANYONE.

Really? Take me and my family with you! We're willing to pay along with you for the journey to go to Canada as long as we're away from that racist candidate!

Pick me up on the way, if you will. I don't want that racist person to be the damn president!

I'll sell the torches

Count me in! Anytime, anyday!

I HOPE YOU IDIOTS WRECK ON THE WAY

Trump is not awesome, he's racist, so shut up before I tell you to get a broken tooth

Curl up in a ball and think about how I should become an Aes Sedai, where there's an Amrylin who judges things fairly, not some crap politician.

Probably tears of joy about how awesome Trump is.

I could, but the only reason I won't is because there's SpongeBob on the T.V..

WAIT! SOUTH PARKS LATEST EPISODE! NOO! I FAILED

I guess it's broken now…

Will a broken T.V. make you feel better, my friend? 😖

I'll complain a new sarcasm series

Donald Trump is worse than Hillary Clinton. I prefer Bernie Sanders, but since I don't want Donald Trump to become president, I'm desperate for any Democrat to win. Or at least a Republican that isn't Donald Trump.

RiverClanRocks, I respect your opinion, but really? Do you REALLY hate Hillary Clinton that much to vote for Donald Trump instead? O.O What makes him better than her? Can we still play Pokemon together?

I agree with you ModernSpongebobSucks, Hillary Clinton is way better than that racist homophobe called Donald Trump

I would do all of these things if Hillary Clinton becomes president. I despise that woman.

WHen my friends saw he was winning we screamed for 10 minutes straight. It might be posted on social media, cause a girl took a video.

Maybe you can join a screamo band. Is that a thing?

What if he gets re-elected?

I just need to charge my MP3...

Until The Next Election. lol I Laughed So Hard When I Passed This. And If He Becomes President Again I'll Kill Him In The Parade With An Ak47. And Then Go Hug His Guard, Take His Gun And Shoot Myself In The Head.

I probably would've done the same.

Whoa 0_0 easy there...

Or even your face