Top Ten Things Usually Found in People's Pockets

Let me reach out of the screens... if technology goes more advance

The Top Ten

1 A Microchip

Made in China, well that's not a big surprise, is it? - SuperHyperdude

You only put those in pet's bodies

You put those in

2 A Detonator

What's this button? What's that big sound going on outside? Is that a fungi, damn that's huge! - SuperHyperdude

3 A USB Stick

Um.. what is this exactly? - SuperHyperdude

4 A Pokemon Card

Magikarp? Wow, your parents must really hate you - SuperHyperdude

5 A Cassette Tape

You're somehow stuck in the technological past. Get an iPod, bro. - PositronWildhawk

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6 A Crumbled Up Note

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
When the song ends
That means I killed you. This isn't some sort of death threat for me listening to Skrillex - SuperHyperdude

7 A Compass

Nobody uses these anymore except on apps

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8 A Will

You want me to guard your body until I die, well you could just give me a more simple task to do when you die - SuperHyperdude

9 Money

Money - the thing we all need. - funnyuser

Wow, you are broke - SuperHyperdude

10 Bubble Gum

The Contenders

11 A Poker Card
12 A Phone
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