Top Ten Things in Video Games That Would Suck In Real Life

The Top Ten
1 Walkthroughs

That will be boring espellily in school and work dumb 4 year old oh boy what this video 2 hours later gross why do I have to see babies changing nappies

2 Boss Battles

DUN DUN DUNNN Hitler has come back from the grave you have to fight him

3 Dumb A.I.
4 Minigames
5 Secrets and Easter Eggs
6 Quick Time Events
7 Lives

LIVES (not just a life, but LIVES) would be awesome!

8 Lag

It's bad enough in video games!

9 Checkpoints
10 Inventory

Define Inventory: Do you mean you get to hold a lot of stuff like in Zelda? That would be awesome!

That mean in my backpack I could hold a bike and a fishing rod... Cool!

The Contenders
11 Guns With Infinite Ammo

Isn't this a good thing?

12 Glitches

Your minding your own business and then next thing you know it your stuck halfway through a wall

13 Cheat Codes
14 The Credits
15 Paid Items
16 Mortal Kombat Fatalities
17 Fetch Quests
18 Water Levels
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