Top 10 Things We All Do in the Shower Other Than Washing

There's something about taking a shower that prompts our mind to explore lesser visited areas of our consciousness. Maybe it's the solitude. Maybe it's the lack of outside stimuli. Maybe it's the nakedness.

What's strange is how, when put into a situation where we can just be ourselves, we so often tend to do the same types of things as everyone else.

The Top Ten Things We All Do in the Shower Other Than Washing

1 Thoroughly dominate our opponents in imaginary arguments

I laughed out loud on this one. So true! Didn’t realize that others do this to.

This is honestly the most relatable list I've ever seen

Wait, this happens to you guys too?

Checkmate, Steady statists

2 Think of clever responses we wish we'd said in previous real life situations

So relatable!
Great list...

Wow! This list is perfect for me

If only I'd said _____, it would have been a real show stopper. People would probably still be talking about it. Wonder if they would have laughed or punched me?

All... the... time

3 Think of snappy comebacks to possible future questions

In the incredibly unlikely event that a specific topic comes up amongst a certain group of friends and I get asked the right question, I have an answer queued up that will be sure to delight.

Yes, although I do this all the time and can never seem to use them.

"What are you looking at? "
"Your face."
"Rocko, what are you even doing in there?! "

Every shower

4 See how much water we can cup in our hands

I do this all the time besides Think of snappy comebacks, think of clever responses, and dominate our opponents.

True.

True that

Yess so true

5 Rededicate ourselves to working out and eating better

No matter what shape you're in, you can always make a case for doing a little more. Bulk, cut, tone,... there's always something and it may even change from day to day based on your mood.

6 Think of things we intend to Google the next time we're online

And almost certainly forget about them until the next time we're in the shower.

7 Keep increasing the water temperature to see how hot of water we can stand

This is also what I do.

I do that sometimes.

8 Dream of what we would do if we suddenly became very wealthy

We already know what Lawrence from Office Space would do and who knows, maybe he thought of that while in the shower. Maybe along with another type of popular shower thought. Two birds with one stone if you will.

6 figures I was only 4

Everyday Bro

9 Pleasure ourselves

Taking a shower is like the only moment we ever get to be alone and be able to feel free.

I actually came here to add this... congrats to whoever added this!

yep

Slay

10 Pee while showering

As Stan Marsh once said "...Well, it's not like if you suddenly have to pee, you're gonna get out of the shower."

Very much so. I think it saves water and I want to help the environment as well as financial issues.

Exactly what I do.

If you gotta go, you gotta go I guess

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? Think about how uncomfortable it will feel once you put your clothes back on after showering

If you feel uncomfortable putting clothes on after showering this is for you

The Contenders

11 Visualize ourselves competing in, and winning, an athletic competition

Similar to the shower debate except this time your settling the score with your physical ability.

12 Cry

Yes. Because, believe it or not, I am dealing with a lot of real life emotional things.

Sometimes it happens.

yep

Happens when I’m angry

13 Imagine how our lives would be different if we changed one thing in our past

Are you an optimist or a pessimist? Do you end up being Biff in Back to the Future 2 or Evan in The Butterfly Effect?

14 Imagine that we are performing in a concert

Heavy Metal singing is what I do! Whether in the shower or out of it! I hope I become viewed in the public eye one day... perhaps even become famous and have my heavy metal singing career but it is goanna take a lot of effort.

It was in the shower that I mastered the air guitar

I like to do air guitar and headbang while in the shower.

Very much me.or like in a movie.

15 Think about what we're going to do after the shower

Always.

Yep

16 Try out new hairstyles with our wet hair

All ways do this with me it's better because my hard stays down when I do it

I always do this when my hair is long enough.

yep

OH MY GOSH I DO THIS

17 Have sex

Yeah...uh...no?

18 Try to drink the water coming out of the faucet

I've did it once. Didn't bother me, really. It just tastes like normal water.

Yeah

19 Keep decreasing the water temperature to see how cold we can stand it
20 Dance carefully
21 Hum really loudly
22 Sing
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