Things We Are Tired of Seeing Advertised on the InternetAlkadikce Every advertisement on the Internet can be annoying. You know, you're trying to read some interesting facts about William the Conqueror, and you suddenly find yourself in some war-themed video game. What are the worst and most irrelevant (and also most common) topics of advertisements on the net?
Important: do not submit product names such as Wix or Notino to the list. You may describe products with more words (e.g. everything that helps you lose weight). The items on the list does not have to be touchable things (e.g. Black Friday discounts)
The Top Ten
I read either a blog post about the poster's home city's architecture, a generic forum question about how some boys/girls only care about looks, some political news or a serious scientific research, I have to look at obese bodies, some disgusting food and a skinny body which is sometimes obviously not the same person as the fat one. Common phrases include "eat this and you needn't count your calories" and "this new diet shocked doctors all around the world". - Alkadikce
There are so many weight lose concept everyone of them is unhealthy and absolutely none of them are made to help you permanently lose weight just get you in a harsh cycle of buying more and more dieting brands - germshep24
I have once seen an advertisement "strange Chinese method for losing weight from 1847". I think people in China in 1847 were happy if they weren't underweight. - Alkadikce
I'm underweight and an athlete, so I really get annoyed when these come up. They make people feel guilty and ashamed of themselves too. - SirSheep
Seeing these ads constantly makes me think that the people that made them got a problem with fat people.
These advertisements all look the same, regardless of the advertiser. There's a before-after picture with some extract from a review he wrote, attached together with a first name. - Alkadikce
These just make you think that you can't get into good shape by yourself - SirSheep
Judging by what the advertisements on the net are about, all you need for happiness is muscles, no body fat, knowing a foreign language and some video games. - Alkadikce
It's sad how Black Friday gets more attention as the beginning of the Christmas season than Advent. I prefer Gershwin's Blue Monday over it. At this point of the year, the number of ads on YouTube doubles.
Edit: sorry for not capitalizing Friday in the item title - Alkadikce
That’s why I don't like November. Literally the entire month is dedicated to spamming Black Friday deals. Because of them Thanksgiving is extremely overshadowed - Randomator
I would like to keep dating to real life, thank you - wadkad
I am not interested in dating people on the internet, or dating anyone in particular, okay? - Misfire
There are hot singles in my area who want to know me?
There are some things I trust more than that. Like the government. - PositronWildhawk
No internet I do not want to sign up for a site to date someone who could potentially be a bot and not exist - Randomator
Helen, 42, Kecskemét: "I was never good at learning a language, I never even wanted to try it again after finishing school. Like most people, I think it gets harder as you age to learn a language. But this new strange method made me speak fluent Norvegian in just a month! "
This product even had a website with fake Facebook comments and lots of positive fake reviews. It even talked about some professor who invented the technique and could speak 120 languages. After a simple Google search, we can easily find out he did not exist. They even attached a fake photo of that professor (there was another language teacher in the photo). - Alkadikce
This new method helped this 76 year old retired lady raise as much money as a lottery win, without working! - Alkadikce
Totally not a scammer or anything... - SirSheep
wow! - YeeMan
I hate it when I'm playing Geometry Dash and I get a gosh dang add for GEOMETRY DASH!
War, survival and treasure-hunting is the most common in these adverts. - Alkadikce
Game of Sultans... - Cesium
I’m a guy so No internet I do not want any feminine beauty products. - Randomator
I don't care about you fake grandma's secret about looking youthful.
Or your strange secret the doctors don't want you to know about, they don't want you to know about because it doesn't work and/or is harmful - germshep24
TikTok is garbage. - Randomator
TikTok on the Clock
Used to be a good meme supply - PeeledBanana
This falls in the category of "video games". - B1ueNew
TRUE STORY: I was reading about a girl that got into rehab for playing fortnite, and at the bottom of the page, there was a fortnite ad! (Autocorrect predicted I’d write Asriel when I wrote as for some reason)
Almost every person on the internet have a patreon account.
I sometimes see theses on Thetoptens.
YES! I see this all the time when I’m on Bored Panda!
Though these are annoying, they are very important in getting people thinking about the election, even if the campaign advertisement are usually filled with lies or a smear company on the other candidate - germshep24
I don't care about politics! I'm not looking for that stuff on the internet anyway because the majority of it is so biased - SirSheep
Electional campaign is already flowing out of the tap without being advertised in the Internet. On T.V., on the streets, on the radio, it's everywhere. - Alkadikce
Not so much the parties but rather the candidates running. Whenever a political office goes up for Election whether it’s in the state or national government political ads are spammed everywhere. You literally can't go 5 minuets without seeing one - Randomator
These are usually not ads but clickbait articles. Example: 10 Strange Facts You Never Knew About Ancient Egypt. 7 Questions Even Fans Can't Answer about Harry Potter. - Alkadikce
Not sure exactly what this is but there are many ads for products that will supposedly enhance your sex life. - Powell
Various poison-expensive (this is a Hungarian phrase, just like coming out of the tap) holidays on tropical islands are "offered" for me at a daily level on the web. - Alkadikce
Not everyone who lives in countries with cold snowy winters want to skip them.
Had to add this one. I know how bad the effects of smoking are, so I don't want to see someone who's health has declined by way of smoking to say stuff about why it's not good. Most schoolkids don't do drugs anyways. - Nonpointed
Not just those but anti drug/ anti drinking and driving ones as well. I already know those things are bad it’s common sense! - Randomator
Along with some other site that “millions have canceled their Netflix accounts due to”. (This is something internet ads always say the established product has become obsolete because of the thing we are offering).
*Watches Kingdom Hearts 3 gameplay*
Gets unskippable ad for a new horror movie. *Watches Sesame Street and Blues Clues*
Gets Unskippable ad for the newest horror movie.
*Watches food tutorials*
Gets unskippable ad for the newest horror movie.
*Watches nursery rhymes*
Gets another ad for horror movie
*Watches anything at all*
Gets an ad for a horror movie. Do you get my point? - B1ueNew
Voodoo ads in a nutshell: MAKE YOUR PRO MOTHER AND YOUR NOOB FATHER WIN A TRIP TO DISNEYLAND JUST BY USING NICKELODEON CHARACTERS TO ADVERTISE YOUR AWFUL GAME! IT LEGIT WORKS! HURR DEE DURR!
To be far you usually only get porn advertisement on porn sites, though gaming sites often like to advertise pornographic games.
With the dumbest advertisement, this game will make your wife or girlfriend hate and leave you like what are you doing your trying to do a psa against pornographic games or you trying to sell your terrible game? - germshep24
Especially on this site.
*Cough* Lego Movie 2 Cough* - B1ueNew
I'll prefer actors over Shrek-tier characters.
Another annoying scam site.
It's showing up too much