Things We Really Shouldn't Laugh At But Do

Britgirl

The Top Ten

1 Racist Jokes

Yes, I admit, I find them funny - even jokes about the English (of which I am very proud to be) They're just jokes - read/hear them and move on. - Britgirl

An American a Canadian and a Mexican are on a plane the Canadian sticks out his hand and says where in Canada they say how do you know he says I touched a maple tree after a while the American sticks out his hand and says were in America they say how do you know he says I touched a skyscraper then after a while the Mexican sticks out his hand and says where in Mexico they say how do you know he says when I put my hand outside someone stole my watch - armz

I heard a joke from a Ukrainian immigrant co-worker, he wasn't a particularly funny or controversial guy, so the joke really caught me off guard, as it is offensive to many, but my boys couldn't stop laughing when I repeated it to them later that night. After some consideration, I won't repeat it here. Although it contains no profanity, it would almost certainly not clear the admin's censors. I only bring it up because it was a Mexican joke. Even in the Ukraine, so far removed from Central American, Mexicans are the butt of many jokes. - Ned964

For example chinaman

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2 A Foreigner Speaking English Badly

Horrible, I know.
But I bet foreigners would laugh at you if you spoke their language badly, so it's all good. - Kay1Kay

Look people, I moved to America 3 years ago from Italy and I didn't even know how to say "hi" you think its easy not knowing what the teacher is saying in school? I'm only 9 right now but I have learned English (yay! ) and if anyone wants to laugh at someone who isn't good at English, youll have to get through me first

Haha I wanna try speaking a foreign language badly and see me laughing at myself.

English isn't even my first language and I still relate to this.

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3 Sexist Jokes

Q: Why do brides wear white?
A: Because that's the colour of most kitchen appliances! - Britgirl

Did you hear about the blonde who took her new scarf back to the shop because she said it was too tight...?

Stereotypes at their finest.

Your mom gay

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4 Someone Tripping Over

It's really bad to admit but someone tripping over their feet and pretending they're not embarrassed by it is very funny... - Britgirl

Sorry, but when a fat classmate tripped, I had a bad time controlling it.. - Ananya

Sometimes I do laugh when someone trips but I know its wrong of me. - cosmo

It's funny but I feel bad - PeeledBanana

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5 Someone Struggling With Their Shopping

Hey guys if you find this funny the sth isn't alright with you. - Fan_of_Good_Music

6 A Fat Woman In Leggings

If you can't laugh at yourself, what's the point of anything? Animal print... SEXY! - Britgirl

Lol britgirl

How beautiful! Laugh out loud - alyssa800900

Laugh out loud, I can't tell... - 05yusuf09

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7 Watching a Kid Getting Spanked in Public

I would NOT like to have this experience ever. But I've grown up to the point that this thing will never happen to me (except if anybody loves to spank a high school student). But yes this is really funny! And I don't want this kid's parents to see me laughing. - Kiteretsunu

It's so weird after I laugh at this because people stare at me like "what is wrong with you?! " It's so hard not to laugh though!

That's not funny - Ananya

LOL
What if it's a stupid popular girl saying "Waaa but I want the new designer dress! "
Popular girls act like little BABIES when they don't get their way! I'm not even kidding! It makes Caillou look mature! - Lunala

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8 Watching Someone Fall Off the Roof

I can imagine someone with a bland expression on their face as someone tumbles to their bloody fall into rose bushes and cement. - MoldySock

Laugh out loud this list is hilarious & this is the funniest option. Love this list, Britgirl you're always @ the top. - Fan_of_Good_Music

This is pretty funny but I feel bad - PeeledBanana

Just ask if they are ok and if they say yes, laugh away - YakkoWakkoDot

9 Someone Getting Hit In the Crotch

Its only funny when it happens to someone other than yourself. - egnomac

I'll never know the true extent of the pain this causes, so I will laugh. If I were a dude, I'd probably laugh a little less... - keycha1n

I feel sorry but sometimes they deserve it - Curti2594

I can't help but laugh at this

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10 People With Aspergers

Um... It's really one thing to see a person tripping over their own feet as that last a few seconds and then its forgotten about. But this just isn't funny. Sorry. - Britgirl

This isn't funny. Remove it off the list! - cosmo

They are very funny, because of their strange tendencies, and awkward behavior. But still, I feel bad for them.

What's there so funny 'bout the people suffering from an incurable illness? - Fan_of_Good_Music

Its not funny at all

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The Contenders

11 Someone Wearing A Neck-Brace


They just look so funny when they're trying to turn their head. But it must hurt like hell - Britgirl

12 When You Catch Someone Masturbating

I suppose those girls laughed at your jokes too... - Britgirl

Here some advice lock the door the next time you masturbate. - egnomac

Honestly my friends just start gagging. But they laugh at masturbation jokes

13 Someone Who's Lost Their Winning Lottery Ticket

Or someone who did win, but ripped up the card thinking it was a joke. - Icantbelieveitsnotbutter

Sad; but sometimes downright risible! - HezarioSeth

They would be sad.
What if someone tricked another person? - funnyuser

*squidward laugh* HER HER HER

*spongebob laugh* Bahahaa! - Lunala

14 A Weird Sounding Name

I was introduced to a Mr Nobble once. I found it very hard to keep a straight face

I made fun of my classmate's name by calling her Kimberly the pink ranger back in 4th grade

At school, I knew a Miss Ing, and to make matters worse, she was almost always absent. - Rocko

There's a girl with the last name bubinik. When she told me I laughed because it sounded weird.

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15 Someone With Dried Food On Their Face

Or a bogey! That's much harder not to laugh at.

I think them slobs should wipe they mouth.

This is disgusting! - Lunala

OK, this is just gross. - Jetticus12

16 When Someone Is Upset Because Their Pet Goldfish Has Died

Death is horrible, even if their just a goldfish. To some people, goldfish are cherished pets, who are almost like dogs. Would you laugh at someone whose dog died? Hopefully not. You've got a sick sense of humor, and you need to stop making fun of people.

Hey this was a terrible moment for me!
I didn't get over the Death of all my Fish until 3 weeks later hen they all seemed to Die in a Span of weeks! - Curti2594

How is that funny? I've had 2 goldfish who have died but I buy new ones. But still I wonder why someone would laugh at this. - cosmo

That's not funny

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17 Mugshots

Ha I knew it would only be a matter of time before this happened. - egnomac

Arrest him! He is sucks. - 05yusuf09

I was laughing when I found this out. - Minecraftcrazy530

No it's funny - TwilightKitsune

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18 Someone Who Has Big Ears/Nose
19 Someone Farting In Public

This is funny! Haha! - Britgirl

This is actually very funny! - Userguy44

HAHAAHAHAAHAHAA! -blue fang

20 Autistic People

This really isn't funny. There are some ignorant people in the world who'll laugh at anything. Fart is funny. Autism is not. And neither is bipolar disorder. - Britgirl

This is not funny

You're very sweet Britgirl.

I am autistic and this is just bulcrap. I have been overlooked all my life just cause I'm different. I agree that I can be pretty funny but do I really have to live this life.

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21 People Naked

"With no clothes on"

I saw a half naked guy walking around at the hospital in public once

Is that even legal? - DapperPickle

22 People Getting Hurt

I tried not to, but one time, someone fell in their chair on to someone else's desk and I started laughing. The whole class looked at me.

It's funny as long as nobody dies. - NicholasYellow

Thanks a lot AFV

23 Yo mama jokes
24 When a friend falls/gets hurt

This is something all my friends are guilty of, including me. One time the 3 of us were sitting on the back of an Izuzu pickup truck when my friend driving turned too hard and threw two of us off. The first thing I recall hearing after bouncing off the pavement was my friend who didn't fall off laughing and pointing at us shouting "They fell off". Its the same when we get hit with a soccer ball or trip over something, the rest of us die laughing at you and mock you for the next few days. Guess that's why we such good friends, we don't take things to seriously - Danielsun182

25 Gay People

HAAY! Gets me every time.

Being gay is a natural part of life.

26 Someone Mentioning Osama Bin Laden or Hitler

Whoever added this didn't get through 2 minutes of my history rants. - Money1208

27 When someone is sad because their pet cat died

You must be a fun person to be around... =/ - keycha1n

Now I am going to laugh at you when your kids die, haha! OK, not really, but I know almost no-one who does this. I do know one, though. I hate her a lot.

28 Someone who's into Trigun

People who don't care about it are stupid they should eat diarreah!

I was insulted and angry after a stupid rotten little kid, who use to live next door, told his friends Trigun is gay as after I ask them if they want to play Trigun when I was at his house for his little brother's 3rd b-day party. I will pop his party jumper so he will not bully me again! He's rude, bossy, annoying, pain in a neck and get things his way and I don't care about he is a kid or his childish behavior! What I care Trigun and some respect!

29 9/11

I can't believe admin felt this, or any items about terrorist attacks was okay to be added. - Britgirl

Jokes about gay people, cancer, autistic people, 9/11, hitler, etc are never funny. - Lunala

And this is necessary because...? - Stage13-10

This is everything but funny. - Userguy44

30 Sandy Hook Elementary

How on earth can someone make jokes about this!?

31 The Paris Attacks
32 The Fact that This List is Really Messed Up

Eh...

33 Someone Falling Asleep On Public Transport

My friend and I couldn't help chuckling when a dozing bald man kept banging his head on the train window. Every few seconds... Thud!... Thud"... Thud! Most amusing. - Britgirl

When he wakes up, I laugh my head of when s/he runs around yelling "Oh my God I need to get off! " laugh out loud - PositronWildhawk

34 The Darwin Awards
35 Someone With a Stutter

I'm sorry but I honestly cannot admit to doing this. It's through no fault of the person suffering with this. It's just not funny at all. - Britgirl

That's not funny. Do you think they WANTED a speech impediment?

Seriously?! Not funny in the least. - Britgirl

36 People Getting Punished
37 Someone Pissing

PSSS
PEERE
TINKLE
FLUSHHIIE

38 Yelling
39 Someone With Tourettes

Again not funny at all just horrible that someone would laugh at people with Tourettes. - egnomac

40 Mentally Challenged People
41 Ebola
42 Boston Marathon Bombing

Whoa! Too far there! Some things on this list DO NOT belong here! - Stage13-10

People find this funny?! Oh goodness... - NicholasYellow

Worst thing to laugh at

43 People Breaking Their Bones

I don't know why I think it's so funny, but it is. - NicholasYellow

44 Ghetto Jokes
45 A Person Getting Startled Easily
46 Scaring Our Cats

The cat scared of a cucumber 😂

47 People dying
48 Cancer

No that's WAY too far.

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