Top Ten Things That We Want to But Really Shouldn't Steal

The Top Ten

1 Police Tape

Put it on your friend's car. They MIGHT laugh later. - PositronWildhawk

2 Traffic Cones

My Father did this the first time he took the family to London. He was going to walk off with it, saw a policeman, and instead of putting it down, shouted "OI! " down it. I was so scared he was going to be taken away but the policeman just shook his head and grinned. We still laugh about it now. - Britgirl

Leave them somewhere random and wait for a reaction. - PositronWildhawk

I feel bad for stealing a traffic cone and put it on someones front yard

It'll be a real thrill! - HezarioSeth

3 A Stop Sign
4 A Bus Stop
5 All the Maps From Bus Stops and Train Stations
6 The Screws Holding Your Neighbour's Car Together
7 People's Prescriptions
8 A Clamp
9 A Security Pass
10 Money

Come on... We all want to!

The Contenders

11 Someone's Girl
12 Lunch Money
13 Grandma's Panties

This is just mean...but very very funny! Poor Granny? Haha! - Britgirl

14 A Fighter Jet
15 A Dildo

That really depends on several conditions. - PositronWildhawk

16 A Police Helmet
17 A Bicycle Lock
18 A Crane
19 An Unlocked Car
20 Your Neighbor's Guitar
21 An iPad
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