Best Things at Weird Al's Hardware Store

They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters
Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters
Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires
BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers
Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters
Paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters
Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables
Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles
Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication
Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation
Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors
Tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors
Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers
Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers
Soffit panels, circuit breakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers
Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers!

The Top Ten

1 Allen Wrenches
2 Gerbil Feeders
3 Toilet Seats
4 Electric Heaters
5 Trash Compactors
6 Juice Extractors
7 Shower Rods
8 Water Meters
9 Walkie Talkies
10 Automatic Circumcisers

So I suppose the store is Jewish or something? LOL - xandermartin98

The Contenders

11 Copper Wire
12 Safety Goggles
13 Radial Tires
14 BB Pellets
15 Rubber Mallets
16 Fans
17 Dehumidifiers
18 Picture Hangers
19 Paper Cutters
20 Waffle Irons
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