Best Things at Weird Al's Hardware Store

They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters
Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters
Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires
BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers
Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters
Paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters
Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables
Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles
Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication
Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation
Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors
Tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors
Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers
Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers
Soffit panels, circuit breakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers
Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers!

The Top Ten

1 Allen Wrenches
2 Gerbil Feeders
3 Toilet Seats
4 Electric Heaters
5 Trash Compactors
6 Juice Extractors
7 Shower Rods
8 Water Meters
9 Walkie Talkies
10 Automatic Circumcisers

So I suppose the store is Jewish or something? LOL - xandermartin98

The Contenders

11 Copper Wire
12 Spoons & Ladles
13 Safety Goggles
14 Radial Tires
15 BB Pellets
16 Rubber Mallets
17 Fans
18 Dehumidifiers
19 Picture Hangers
20 Paper Cutters
21 Waffle Irons
22 Window Shutters
23 Paint Removers
24 Window Louvres
25 Masking Tape
26 Plastic Gutters
27 Kitchen Faucets
28 Folding Tables
29 Weather Stripping
30 Jumper Cables
31 Hooks & Tackle
32 Grout & Spackle
33 Power Foggers
34 Pesticides for Fumigation
35 High-Performance Lubrication
36 Metal Roofing
37 Water Proofing
38 Multi-Purpose Insulation
39 Air Compressors
40 Brass Connectors
41 Wrecking Chisels
42 Smoke Detectors
43 Tire Gauges
44 Hamster Cages
45 Thermostats
46 Bug Deflectors
47 Trailer Hitch Demagnetizers
48 Tennis Rackets
49 Angle Brackets
50 Duracells
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