Best Things at Weird Al's Hardware Store

xandermartin98
They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters
Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters
Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires
BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers
Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters
Paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters
Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables
Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles
Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication
Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation
Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors
Tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors
Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers
Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers
Soffit panels, circuit breakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers
Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers!

The Top Ten

1 Allen Wrenches
2 Gerbil Feeders
3 Toilet Seats
4 Electric Heaters
5 Trash Compactors
6 Juice Extractors
7 Shower Rods
8 Water Meters
9 Walkie Talkies
10 Automatic Circumcisers

So I suppose the store is Jewish or something? LOL - xandermartin98

The Contenders

11 Copper Wire
12 Safety Goggles
13 Radial Tires
14 BB Pellets
15 Rubber Mallets
16 Fans
17 Dehumidifiers
18 Picture Hangers
19 Paper Cutters
20 Waffle Irons
21 Window Shutters
22 Paint Removers
23 Window Louvres
24 Masking Tape
25 Plastic Gutters
26 Kitchen Faucets
27 Folding Tables
28 Weather Stripping
29 Jumper Cables
30 Hooks & Tackle
31 Grout & Spackle
32 Power Foggers
33 Spoons & Ladles
34 Pesticides for Fumigation
35 High-Performance Lubrication
36 Metal Roofing
37 Water Proofing
38 Multi-Purpose Insulation
39 Air Compressors
40 Brass Connectors
41 Wrecking Chisels
42 Smoke Detectors
43 Tire Gauges
44 Hamster Cages
45 Thermostats
46 Bug Deflectors
47 Trailer Hitch Demagnetizers
48 Tennis Rackets
49 Angle Brackets
50 Duracells
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