Top 10 Things We'll Never See In a Slasher Movie

Slashers can be scary. But if these things happened in one of them, you'd think it wasn't a slasher at all.

The Top Ten

1 Common Sense

2 A Cast In Which Every Character Is Still Alive at the End

3 Sex Which Is Not Interrupted by a Murderer

4 A Killer That's Subtle

5 A Backstory Which Isn't Clichè

6 A Musical Number

Imagine Jason Voorhees going broadway.

That would something original.

7 A Mansion Which Isn't Haunted

8 The Killer Having Lunch With One of the Characters, Discussing His Feelings

9 The Blonde Doesn't Die

They seem to be the first to go.

10 A Vampire Whose Teeth Fall Out

The Contenders

11 The Killer Being a Puppy

12 Characters Dancing to Gangnam Style

13 The Bad Guy Reforms

14 "And They Lived Happily Ever After"

15 The Feuding Characters Put Aside Their Differences and Become Friends

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