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Uh-huh...mm-hmm..."Oh! So very sorry, sir...I...I thought it was the emergency lever! "
Oooh, ya hussy, ya!
I have done this. I fell as the bus moved off and my hand gripped a gentleman's crotch. I apologised, red - faced, and he laughed it off. But it was so embarrassing at the time #^.^# - Britgirl
BG: Put on your specs. You're chatting-up an advertisement.
Ah, what do you do when this happens. You can see their head from the corner of your eye getting closer to your chest while they're nodding off. - Britgirl
Two words, BG...Spiked corset.
Wasn't aware that I DID snore until this... - Britgirl
The noive! Don't these peasants realize when someone's sleep-singing La Traviata?
I've lost count of how many times I've had this. - Entranced98
Just fake amnesia, and let them tell you all about yourself.
Even worse when they don't have a bag or something to dispose it in. - Swellow
Here in the colonies, we call it "hurling," but I think that means something entirely different on your side of the pond.
@Visitor She means "husband slash wife", because it could be different depending on sexuality. - Swellow
Thanks. Never woulda figured it out.
Happened to me once with a bus when the timetable got changed. Lots of other people made the exact same mistake, though the driver was kind enough to stop the bus and let everybody on the right one which fortunately arrived at the exact same time. If that isn't the bright side of public transport then I don't know what is! - Entranced98
BG: Did that once. Boxcar full of sheep shoulda been my first clue.
BG: Don't know about you, but can't think of a better place to suffer a "signal failure." :~ )
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2. You start a conversation with someone who completely ignores you
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