Top Ten Things Which Could or Have Already Happened to You on Public Transport

The Top Ten

1 As the bus moves off, you stumble into the lap of a seated person

I have done this. I fell as the bus moved off and my hand gripped a gentleman's crotch. I apologised, red - faced, and he laughed it off. But it was so embarrassing at the time #^.^#

2 You start a conversation with someone who completely ignores you

3 The passenger next to you uses your breasts as a pillow

Ah, what do you do when this happens. You can see their head from the corner of your eye getting closer to your chest while they're nodding off.

4 A passenger nudges you to wake up because you were snoring loudly

Wasn't aware that I DID snore until this...

The noive! Don't these peasants realize when someone's sleep-singing La Traviata?

5 The person behind you sneezes / coughs on your neck

I've lost count of how many times I've had this.

6 That one person you are always trying to avoid, sits next to you for the next 30 minutes

Just fake amnesia, and let them tell you all about yourself.

7 You or someone sitting close to you vomits

8 You realise too late you've boarded the wrong bus / train

Happened to me once with a bus when the timetable got changed. Lots of other people made the exact same mistake, though the driver was kind enough to stop the bus and let everybody on the right one which fortunately arrived at the exact same time. If that isn't the bright side of public transport then I don't know what is!

Happened in elementary/middle school

Has this happened, I have no idea.

9 You meet your future husband / wife

10 You get locked in the toilets during a signal failure

The Contenders

11 A Half-Eaten Pot Noodle Almost Spills on Your Shoes

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