Things that Will Happen Before a New Tool Album is ReleasedIt's been 10 years since the last Tool album, they barely perform live anymore. Although we know they are working on a new album, we also know that Tool loves to mess with the fans, constantly feeding misinformation to protect their own privacy. It seems like a new Tool album will never come, here's what will happen by the time it comes out.
NOTE: THIS LIST USES SARCASM. I am very hopeful for a new Tool album, but rather than being nosy, might as well joke about it.
The Top Ten
To all the #NotMyPresident and #Recount2016 people. It's true. Donald Trump won, it will stay that way, not even a new Tool album can change that. - ryanrimmel
This did happen - HenryMan73
Maynard recently said that Tool's writing process is slow and tedious, but is also currently working on new music with A Perfect Circle. Given Tool's track record, we should expect to see A Perfect Circle first. - ryanrimmel
I know they technically do, but I mean they will be driven by most people - ryanrimmel
Well, this didn't happen - HenryMan73
Haha. I might've gone too far with this. - ryanrimmel
It's been a month now, I thought y'all were moving to Canada? Oh that's right... Most people who said that can't even leave class without getting a detention. - ryanrimmel