Top 10 Things That Will Happen If You Read This List

The Top Ten
1 You gain the greatest power in the universe

I can't believe it! After all these years, I finally found a portal to Striaton City! Cilan, here I come!

Now would be a good time to hear "I Have The Power! " in the background.

I have the power! To read!

2 Hellfire rains on earth and defeats all your enemies
3 PositronWildhawk and Britgirl become president and vice-president of the universe

Prepare to resort to cannibalism at times of economic depression, which, as an amusing anecdote, may come at any moment now.

You really think "Britgirl Brain" can handle such responsibilty? Good thing we have our Pos!

But Soviet Union will own them!

4 Kurt Cobain comes back from the dead
5 Scientists find the solution to everything

So it wasn't forty-two?

6 Metallica decides to make a concert at your school
7 The Stairway to Heaven appears
8 Spongebob becomes good again
9 Kingdom Hearts III and Half-Life 3 will be released
10 A planet will be named after you

Wildhawk is a much better name. But if I were in charge, I'd name it Helliconia, after the awesome sci-fi trilogy, or Quirinus, after the Roman God of State, if we were to conquer it.

The Contenders
11 You will get a flying car in the future
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