Top 10 Things That Will Happen If You Read This List

The Top Ten

1 You gain the greatest power in the universe

Now would be a good time to hear "I Have The Power! " in the background. - PositronWildhawk

I have the power! To read! - Danguy10

I can't believe it! After all these years, I finally found a portal to Striaton City! Cilan, here I come! - RiverClanRocks

2 Hellfire rains on earth and defeats all your enemies
3 PositronWildhawk and Britgirl become president and vice-president of the universe

Prepare to resort to cannibalism at times of economic depression, which, as an amusing anecdote, may come at any moment now. - PositronWildhawk

But Soviet Union will own them! - Delgia2k

You really think "Britgirl Brain" can handle such responsibilty? Good thing we have our Pos! - Britgirl

4 Kurt Cobain comes back from the dead
5 Scientists find the solution to everything

So it wasn't forty-two? - PositronWildhawk

6 Metallica decides to make a concert at your school
7 The Stairway to Heaven appears
8 Spongebob becomes good again
9 Kingdom Hearts III and Half-Life 3 will be released
10 A planet will be named after you

Wildhawk is a much better name. But if I were in charge, I'd name it Helliconia, after the awesome sci-fi trilogy, or Quirinus, after the Roman God of State, if we were to conquer it. - PositronWildhawk

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