Things That Will Make You Lose an Egg Spoon Race While Eating a Hamburger With No Lettuce and Has Mayo-chup In It

The Top Ten
1 Wind
2 Someone yells out "Free tacos!"
3 Someone sings a One Direction song
4 Vinyl Scratch's BASS CANNON
5 You see Superman
6 The bag rips and everyone laughs at the funny sound it makes
7 Your hamburger had a cucumber in the middle and you bit it
8 Car
9 Boredom

Well, I'd be pretty bored by that.

10 Suddenly popcorn rains from the sky
The Contenders
11 You trip over a dinosaur turd
12 Your hamburger tastes awful
13 A bomb drops and you die
14 A can of surströmming hits you in the face
15 The egg is wrong
16 The egg is mean
17 The egg cracks
18 The egg smells bad
19 You're allergic to lettuce and mayochup and somehow forgot
20 Will Smith slaps you
21 You step into a bottomless pit
22 A zombie appears and takes out your brain
23 The egg farts
24 You get an ingrown toenail
25 The egg explodes
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