1 Defeating him for over 30 years
2 Insulting him repeatedly
3 Wrapping toilet paper around his castle
4 Singing "It's Everyday Bro" to him
I wish Jake did sing this to his face. Then he'd be dead and YouTube would be good again. - TwilightKitsune
5 Telling him that Peach will never love him because of his face
6 Spinning him around then throwing him saying "So long gay Bowser" three times
Yea,this happened,but Mario didn't say that.
But that would be funny
Mario is the main character in the Mario Bros. Franchise, who was created by the creative director and video game designer at Nintendo of Japan, Shigeru Miyamoto. Mario has appeared in almost every Mario Game, including spinoff series, as a playable character, with few exceptions including New Super ...read more.
Obviously. - ChroniclerMan5
8 Constantly hugging him
Luigi is a fictional character featured in video games and related media released by Nintendo. Created by prominent game designer Shigeru Miyamoto, Luigi is portrayed as the slightly younger but taller fraternal twin brother of Nintendo's mascot Mario, and appears in many games throughout the Mario ...read more.
Well, not if he finds out Mario is enslaving his brother.
10 Killing the goombas, koopas, and his henchmen
11 Making Him Watch Barney & Friends
12 Singing Barney's I Love You Song
13 Releasing your gas in front of everyone and blaming him
14 Filling his castle with lava
15 Take a honey candy and say "Did you need these to evolve, Squirtle?"
16 Making him watch the emoji movie
Bowser will burn all the emojis for good
I hate The Emoji Movie, But the jokes about it are going too far.
17 Telling him "get a life!"
18 Calling him fat
20 Making him watch Teen Titans Go
Bowser will burn all of the characters from teen titans go
21 Telling Him "You're Adopted!"
22 The Koopalings
The Koopalings, or 7 Bowser Team in Japan, are a fictional group of seven childlike characters in the Mario video game franchise by Nintendo. Their individual names are Iggy, Larry, Lemmy, Ludwig von, Morton Jr., Roy, and Wendy O. Koopa.
He gets bothered by how stupid they act