Top Ten Things that Will Piss Off Bowser

The Top Ten
1 Defeating him for over 30 years
2 Insulting him repeatedly
3 Wrapping toilet paper around his castle
4 Singing "It's Everyday Bro" to him

I wish Jake did sing this to his face. Then he'd be dead and YouTube would be good again.

5 Telling him that Peach will never love him because of his face
6 Mario Mario, originally named Jumpman, is the main character of the Super Mario Bros. franchise, created by the creative director and video game designer at Nintendo of Japan, Shigeru Miyamoto. Mario has appeared in almost every Mario game, including games in spin-off series as a playable character, with few exceptions including New Super Luigi U, Luigi's Mansion games, Yoshi's Island games, and similar counterparts. He is the most iconic character in video game history and is Nintendo's unofficial mascot. His franchise has grown to be the most successful video game franchise of all time.
7 Spinning him around then throwing him saying "So long gay Bowser" three times
8 Luigi Luigi, originally a palette swap of Mario named Green Mario, is a major character featured in video games and related media released by Nintendo. Created by prominent game designer Shigeru Miyamoto, Luigi is portrayed as the slightly younger, taller fraternal twin brother of Nintendo's unofficial mascot Mario, and appears in many games throughout the Super Mario franchise, often as a sidekick to his brother.

Well, not if he finds out Mario is enslaving his brother.

9 Constantly hugging him
10 Killing the goombas, koopas, and his henchmen
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11 Making Him Watch Barney & Friends
12 Singing Barney's I Love You Song
13 Releasing your gas in front of everyone and blaming him
14 Take a honey candy and say "Did you need these to evolve, Squirtle?"
15 Telling him "get a life!"
16 Calling him fat
17 Filling his castle with lava
18 Making him watch the emoji movie

I hate The Emoji Movie, But the jokes about it are going too far.

19 Memes
20 Making him watch Teen Titans Go

Bowser will burn all of the characters from teen titans go

21 Telling Him "You're Adopted!"
22 The Koopalings The Koopalings, or 7 Bowser Team in Japan, are a fictional group of seven childlike characters in the Mario video game franchise by Nintendo. Their individual names are Iggy, Larry, Lemmy, Ludwig von, Morton Jr., Roy, and Wendy O. Koopa.

He gets bothered by how stupid they act

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