Top 10 Things That Would Be Cool If They Could Talk

The Top Ten
1 Your Computer

I would tell it to load faster.

2 A Pillow

John, I think your head really needs to lose some weight. And why do you only talk to me at night? I get lonely in the day.

3 A Video Game Console

It could tell me everything about what I have to do.

"Hello, PS4! How are you doing today? "

"Oh, very fine! How are you? "

"Fine as always."

4 A Chicken
5 Your Whole House

Hey! I'm on fire! Are you going to put me out or what?

6 A Pet
7 Your Dustbin

"Hey, those are for recycling! Don't you know I'm trying to go on a diet?! "

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9 A Towel

Maybe you'll end up with a drug addicted towel similar to Towelie...

10 A Soccer Ball
The Contenders
11 Your Car

I wish mine could talk.

12 Your Phone
13 Your Clothes
14 A Mirror
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