Top Ten Things That Would Be Weird If the Traditional Gender Roles Were Switched

This list is not sexist, and that's a Positron guarantee. So don't make it sexist.

The Top Ten

1 Advertising

Can picture the men staring at their yogurt pots saying "It's just impossible! Fat free? " - PositronWildhawk

2 Labour

Umm... No thanks. I'll never know what this feels like, and frankly, I'm not going to ask. - PositronWildhawk

This one makes my brain hurt thinking about it. - Icantbelieveitsnotbutter

3 Puberty

I don't want to have those "periods". I'm lucky to have been born as a male in this respect. - Kiteretsunu

Imagine growing hair under your vagina, and having your "time of the month." Wouldn't it be great? Wouldn't it be a dream?

No. I'm just fine and happy to be a male, thank you very much.

This... Would just be weird. I'm happy with my orientation as it is. - PositronWildhawk

Yay! I get no periods!

4 Household Roles
5 Careers
6 Children's Toys

Hmm... Some girls like playing with boys toys and vice versa... - Britgirl

7 Clothing

If boys started wearing crop tops and booty shorts, I would just hang myself from a ceiling fan while the fan is in the middle of spinning. - Gynidz

How far down you want to go with this is really your own business. - PositronWildhawk

I don't really feel like wearing their clothes... - Turkeyasylum

This is WRONG!

In my college sociology class, my class and I had to do a "challenging gender roles" thing in where we all wore each other's clothes and the males had to act girly and the females all had to act like tomboys and we had to do it in public and see how other people would react to it. We all had so much fun doing it andI would totally do it again!

8 "Becoming an Adult"

I don't mean in the same way as puberty. There's the things you do to "become a man" that I never bought, but it would be much stranger the other way. - PositronWildhawk

9 Movie Roles

Gender roles in movies can be such cliches, from damsels in distress to the shock of a woman being a killer. But this would be yet stranger if reversed. - PositronWildhawk

10 Care for Your Looks

Girls, why the full bag of stuff? I only need the one hairbrush. - PositronWildhawk

Who cares about looks. I didn't brush my hair until my dad cut half of it off - AnonymousChick

The Contenders

11 Civilization

We would be stuck gathering and farming. No hunting, no wars, no aggressive nature to lead to advancement. On the other hand it would likely be a much more gentle loving world.

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