Top Ten Things That Would Be Weird If the Traditional Gender Roles Were Switched

This list is not sexist, and that's a Positron guarantee. So don't make it sexist.

The Top Ten

1 Labour

Umm... No thanks. I'll never know what this feels like, and frankly, I'm not going to ask. - PositronWildhawk

This one makes my brain hurt thinking about it. - Icantbelieveitsnotbutter

2 Advertising

Can picture the men staring at their yogurt pots saying "It's just impossible! Fat free? " - PositronWildhawk

3 Puberty

I don't want to have those "periods". I'm lucky to have been born as a male in this respect. - Kiteretsunu

Imagine growing hair under your vagina, and having your "time of the month." Wouldn't it be great? Wouldn't it be a dream?

No. I'm just fine and happy to be a male, thank you very much.

This... Would just be weird. I'm happy with my orientation as it is. - PositronWildhawk

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4 Household Roles
5 Children's Toys

Hmm... Some girls like playing with boys toys and vice versa... - Britgirl

6 Careers
7 Movie Roles

Gender roles in movies can be such cliches, from damsels in distress to the shock of a woman being a killer. But this would be yet stranger if reversed. - PositronWildhawk

8 Clothing

If boys started wearing crop tops and booty shorts, I would just hang myself from a ceiling fan while the fan is in the middle of spinning. - Gynidz

How far down you want to go with this is really your own business. - PositronWildhawk

I don't really feel like wearing their clothes... - Turkeyasylum

Would be cool

Female clothes seem to be mostly crappy midriff revealing tops for attention seekers

Male clothes are mostly cool jackets and stuff

I wish they had more cool jackets and cool clothes for girls (I'm a girl who prefers REAL clothing not those ugly midriff revealling clothes) - Lunala

9 "Becoming an Adult"

I don't mean in the same way as puberty. There's the things you do to "become a man" that I never bought, but it would be much stranger the other way. - PositronWildhawk

10 Care for Your Looks

Girls, why the full bag of stuff? I only need the one hairbrush. - PositronWildhawk

Who cares about looks. I didn't brush my hair until my dad cut half of it off - AnonymousChick

The Contenders

11 Civilization

We would be stuck gathering and farming. No hunting, no wars, no aggressive nature to lead to advancement. On the other hand it would likely be a much more gentle loving world.

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