Top Ten Things that Would Never Be Added to the Terms of Use of TheTopTens

Pretty self-explanatory, folks. Admin, don't get any ideas.
The Top Ten
1 You cannot create an account

That takes out a lot of what made this site so big in the first place.

2 The whole policy is void

I think a lot of people wish this would be added but it never will

Am I the only one who finds this paradoxical?

3 All must pray to admin every night

Yes, treat the extremely inconsistent policy as the Bible.

I don't pray to dictators. - B1ueNew

I only pray to God not dictators

How would he know though?

4 No one can make any more than ten comments per day

Because the best way to improve the site is to limit how much we can contribute an I right?

I honestly wouldn't be surprised anymore

If this rule exists

For making me cry

5 All images are disallowed

Including profile pics?

6 All users must be communists

Oh yeah because that ended well for the USSR. The site would collapse

I'm terribly confused and mildly awed by your creativity, Cyri.

7 Nobody can comment

Whoops guess I broke the rule.

Too bad, so sad.

8 You must hate all users equally

Does that include users who retired?

9 All users must be fans of One Direction

Nope. Just nope.

10 No tenth entries in lists

I mean they might as well just rename the site TheTopNines. Sounds way cooler than TheTopTens. Top ten lists are overrated anyway

Oh the irony. This item is currently at #10

Yeah, let's get this to number 9.

The Contenders
11 All users must be fans of Dimash Kudaibergen

What kind of a stupid rule is that?! In fact, I never even to listened any of his songs!

Who is this "Dimash" you speak of?

Never! Lol this list is funny!

12 All users must eat tacos on the fourteenth of every month, and only on those days
13 All users must be fans of metal music
14 Users may not breathe

*Users all die* Now admin are murderers!

15 All users have to like Puga

Everyone must like and respect the chief!

16 Users may not make lists
17 All users must be Beliebers
18 All users must be vegan
19 All users must be NASCAR fans
20 Taylor Swift is not allowed to be on any lists or have any lists made about her
21 Lists about food are banned
22 All users have to make a list in every category or their account will be deleted after 6 months
23 The word "be" is considered inappropriate and cannot -- used
24 Users must pay $50 per day to use TheTopTens
25 Users must provide admin with sexual favors if wanted
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