Top Ten Things that Would've Made Zootopia a Better Moviedarthvadern
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What was the point of that? Honoring nudists which I heard what it was about? Or pandering to furries who draw disgusting furry porn on websites like E621 (and I had the displeasure of coming across porn of those two wolves yesterday)? If the latter, SHAME ON YOU DISNEY. I saw this in the trailer and was like "what? " hat was one reason I chose not to see this film. I hope they also didn't make censors in a way so it looked like they had boobs or...you know. I've read hentai doujinshi that's more appealing, plus I've even found ones that weren't disgusting, and at least they're rated adult only!
It's sad that a lot of "family" films nowadays have stupidly pervy moments in them like this. Shows how much our generation is...
Just watch the older Disney films instead, it's clear that Walt and Roy are spinning in their graves.
Why does a movie, especially as so often brought as a defense a "kid's movie" HAVE TO reflect Real Society?
It was very disgusting. - darthvadern
Meh, not a big issue but 'cause they're, you know, anthropomorphic many furries will drop ship. - EpikrikaV 7 Comments
You know the trope "we're still relevant dammit"? This is that trope:the movie.
Something so timely and wonderfully relevant now will at best be a joke later on.
Heavy social political commentary and excessive pop culture references. I've seen (recent) "Simpsons" episodes try less hard to prove how "with it" the writers supposedly are.
Disney, go back to looking at fairy tales and folk tales for inspiration, not Tumblr!V 2 Comments
I agree. The target audience of Disney is too young to even think about pop culture. - anonygirl
Family films and Disney films don't even need political commentary at all.
"Children SHOULD learn the world's not sunshine and rainbows". Oddly enough, there are ADULTS who actually would rather NOT stress over politics and social justice (whatever that's supposed to even mean these days) every second every minute every hour of every day, and don't think their kids (if they have them) should, either.
"But it was just ADDRESSING racism! " Don't care; if this movie had had nothing whatever to do with racism and it wasn't such a big deal, it would have been a better movie.
There is tons of racism in this movie. - Powerfulgirl10
More like, no SJW Tumblrina propagandaV 3 Comments
I liked songs like "Just Can't Wait to be King" (from Lion King) and "Nobody Else But You" (from A Goofy Movie) because they were original and had a Disney feel to it. The songs on Zootopia are songs that I hear on the radio all the time, and they do not really have a Disney feel to them. - anonygirl
Yeah, you complain about sloths in Zootopia but you are fine with lemmings peeing in Norm of the North. - 445956
It would have been even more hilarious if they got killed. - darthvadern
If this movie tries to teach political correctness to kids about racism, then why do all of the sloths work in the DMV?
"because its funnyer that way"
No. Just no. - Epikrika
I actually thought the sloth scene in the trailer was funny, funnier than anything else in the film. - SailorSednaV 1 Comment
The twist villain thing had become trite and overdone by the time she showed up
Too much jumpscares and racism talks, I expect that to be on a low-grade Family Guy NOT DISNEY MOVIES. #ScrewBobIger #LucasIsTheRealJedi - Maddox121
"Wreck-It Rhino", "Let It Goat", The Beagles... it all got real old real fast, and a lot of those puns were real stretches.
I guess so. - Epikrika
His voice is hilarious! - darthvadern
Misunderstood " bad guy" befriending a cute widdle misunderstood female? "Wreck-It Ralph" had that. That lovely Message (TM) about prejudice? "Wreck-It Ralph" had that. Too bad it took place in an arcade and the characters were video game characters and since not everyone's a gamer (p.s. this why sadly WiR 2 is going to see the arcade shut down and take place within- *groan*- the Internet) but of course "everyone" just loves talking animals... Also WiR came out at a time people weren't as overly sensitive about race, gender, etc. and there wasn't a bigot running for president/in office, so everyone wasn't so hung up on what Important Issues WiR or any other movie from before 2015/2016 addressed. Shame, because WiR was BY FAR the better movie.
Nick killing Judy would have the exact opposite effect then make it a better movie in fact it might make the movie even worse.
Because foxes eat rabbits. - darthvadern
The heck is this - Epikrika
"It's A kid's movie" So were Bambi, The Lion King, Make Mine Music, The Princess and the Frog, and Big Hero 6.
"No one gets killed because it's a kids movie" Bambi's mother, Mufasa, Willie the Whale, Ray, Tiana's father, and Tadashi Hamada would like a word with you
This over-sexualized pop singer and her s3xy tiger dancers were a little farfetched. - Epikrika
This truly was one of the stupidest ideas I've ever seen used for a film, as "cute" is not a disgusting, reviled word like the n-word is. - SailorSedna
He looked like the laziest "crime lord" ever. - Epikrika
He sucked. - darthvadern
Yeah! - darthvadern
Yeah, this was Disney trying to emulate Dreamworks, specifically Dreamworks from a time they were actually a threat to Disney's animated children's entertainment stronghold. Which given the successes of "Tangled", "Wreck-It Ralph" (which despite what it may seem actually beat Dreamworks's "Rise of the Guardians" at the box office), "Big Hero 6", "Inside Out", and yes "Frozen" wasn't necessary.
Was this seriously made by the same Disney who prefers that their films be timeless (no, timeLESS is not the same thing as timeLY) and leave the pop-culture laden, veiled (or not) political statement type stuff that'll be dated in a year to Dreamworks or Blue Skies or whoever?
This is more in tune with something Blue Skies or Dreamworks would have made.
She would be better if she was a fox, or at least turned into a fox in the end. Because foxes don't make good couples with rabbits in my opinion.
She's so ugly. - darthvadern
This would make it even worse - darthvadern
BOO! - Epikrika
Let's face it, it only got as popular as it did, has 99.9999999999% of the world defending it like it was their child, and won that Oscar because of The Message and how because of Trump's views we "need it more than ever".
Before VideoGameFan5 throws his "but it's a KID'S MOVIE, nobody gets killed in kid's movies", The Lion King was a kid's movie and Mufasa still got killed in it. And naFrovivuS with his "but ____ HAPPENS IN REAL SOCIETY, kids NEED to see that" defenses, well, guess what, people get killed in real life and shouldn't that be shown to kids by your logic?
Most certainly yes. I did not like the carrot recorder one for example. - Epikrika
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Top Remixes (4)
2. If the songs were original songs with Disney charm instead of unoriginal mainstream songs.
3. Fewer pop culture references
2. Not trying so hard to be relevant
3. Fewer animal puns
2. Bellwether not being a villain
3. No censored naked animals
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