Top Ten Things You Can Say Both During Sex and at the Dentist

The Top Ten

1 How are you paying today?

This is the most random list ever.

2 Oh darling, you're turning nine this month?

3 The gas will have you unconscious shortly

4 Oh darn, something's broken off

5 It's going to be sore for a while

6 Some white filling should do the trick

Oh my.

This item arouses me the most.

I want some sperm daddy

7 It's stuck in there pretty tight

8 Don't worry, you won't feel a thing

9 Are you done yet?

10 I'm hoping the infection doesn't spread

The Contenders

11 You'll feel a small prick and then a large drill

I want to crave you even more.

12 It's going to go in your mouth.

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