Things You Do That You Would Never Admit To

No sex-related or x-rated items, please - items that fall in that category will not be added to the list...

The Top Ten

1 You imagine that you have sex with your crush

"No sex-related or x-rated items" - this list is full of them.
But some of these...I relate - Elina

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2 Don't wash hands after using the public restroom

*of course, you only race out without washing your hands if no one else is in the restroom..

3 You masturbate

LOL, I would not say this to someone esspesialy your relatives - dragon13304

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4 You lied
5 If you were trying to sell your car, you would not admit to all the things wrong with it

Obviously. That would be really stupid if you were just like, "No, it's fine apart from the left headlight not working, the steering wheel missing, the lock on the door missing... all things we can do without." - birdechosplash

6 You accidentally hit someone's car in the parking lot but take off without leaving a note (if no one else saw you do it)

You feel kinda bad, but not bad enough to go through the hassle of paying for the dent to be fixed

7 You buy soundtracks to movies

If the movie has a good score. Hell yes. LoTR, The Mission, anything by James Horner. So many good scores. Better than 90% of whats on the radio.

8 You pick your nose

And eat it too. What? I always thought it was an immune system power up!

9 You had a strange sex dream
10 I farted V 1 Comment

The Contenders

11 Crying

lets face it, everybody crys. But so many people are too proud to admit they cried.

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12 You like a person but you are insisting that you hate him or her

I know lots of people doing this they are so bitchy with that guy and they do lots of fantasy about him - ronluna

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13 You used somebody else's toothbrush, but didn't tell them
14 Not only read, but BUY magazines like the National Enquirer

you knbow you have crossed the line when you buy the enquirer, instead of just reading it while you stand in line at the checkout..

15 You drop food on the floor but eat it anyway

One time at lunch, my friend Sydney droped a half eaten oreo on the floor, and before she could pick it up I ate it.

Do that all the time. And I don't care either! - Darrell

I dropped a mike and ike on the patio, then ate it 2 minutes later. I'm fine!

I just leave it there and pretend nothing happened. - birdechosplash

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16 Addicted to sex

Why would you not tell people that? You never know when you might run onto another sex addict. Then bam! You got yourself a good time. Plus it's better than being addicted to crack.

17 Watching pornographic films
18 You help yourself to things you need or want at work, or you use the office equipment to take care of personal business

You know what I mean - making photocopies of your tax return at work, or creating your birthday par4ty inviutations on your work computer and making copies of the invitation on their copy machine...

well it is not a big thing too help yourself a little, that will not bring down the company - MatrixGuy

19 You are so dumb that you used lots of cheats and walkthrough even if its a very easy game
20 You eat a quart of ice cream every night before you go to bed

Honestly, yhou cannot understand why so many people seem to think this is so excessive, so you only do it when you are home alone

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