Things You Do That You Would Never Admit To

No sex-related or x-rated items, please - items that fall in that category will not be added to the list...
The Top Ten
1 You like a person but you are insisting that you hate him or her

I've done this at least twice; regretted it both times

Yeah it always happen to some people

Do this all the time

I hate and like them.

2 Don't wash hands after using the public restroom

I do that and admit it and people do not care except my teacher

In the pre-COVID-19 world, I did this from time to time. Now? Not so much.

I wouldn’t do that now... but I have before 😅

Y’all don’t? That’s nasty.

3 You drop food on the floor but eat it anyway

One time at lunch, my friend Sydney droped a half eaten oreo on the floor, and before she could pick it up I ate it.

I dropped a mike and ike on the patio, then ate it 2 minutes later. I'm fine!

Do that all the time. And I don't care either!

I haven't done this in the past decade.

4 You lied

Obviously. You don't need to be a detective to know when I lie. I'm a terrible liar.

What’s the point in saying that you lied

5 You masturbate

Of course I masturbate. Anyone who says they don't is a liar. It's not a bad thing. It's actually really good for mental health.

It's funny because the description says no sex related items

LOL, I would not say this to someone esspesialy your relatives

I ate a basketball once tee hee

6 Afraid to swim

Not exactly "afraid", more like I can only doggie-paddle so I try to avoid swimming because of how terrible I am at swimming. I'm a worse swimmer than liar, which is saying a lot.

I'm not really afraid to dive into a pool and swim. All that scares me is if I lose my shorts.

Must admit, the sea scares me and if I ever got cramp whilst swimming, then I'd pretty much be own'd.

more afraid of the empty ocean.

7 You sucked your own blood from a cut

Well, I didn't consume it like a vampire, but it kind of is my natural reaction to suck on the cut.

I got to the point of taking a swab of blood from my classmates face and...

It tastes fine.

I do this a lot...

8 You imagine that you have sex with your crush

"No sex-related or x-rated items" - this list is full of them.
But some of these...I relate

That would be fun

she is sexy and hot and pretty

9 You are gay

The only reason people hide their sexuality is because in many places, they could be killed. Before you ask, yes, I am gay.

Um...no I'm not. My compass is towards girls.

I'm way too scared to admit that I am

That's a no-no!
I am a straight lady <3

10 You pick your nose

And eat it too. What? I always thought it was an immune system power up!

Everyone does that!

The Contenders
11 I farted

I always admit to this

oof- I alays admit too

12 You have a nickname

Well, yes, but I didn't WANT it. My sister just refused to call me by my name since I was a newborn.

mah nickname is Bri but only one kid in my class calla me that

13 You are broke

In more than one sense, yes, I'm broke. (Actually, in the financial sense, I'm anything but broke, but my parents never trusted me with my own bank account, so it only LOOKS like I have two dollars.)

14 Watching pornographic films
15 Addicted to sex

Why would you not tell people that? You never know when you might run onto another sex addict. Then bam! You got yourself a good time. Plus it's better than being addicted to crack.

16 Liking a pop song

I like Pop Rock, but not Pop. Two very different things.

I like a lot of pop songs!

17 Not only read, but BUY magazines like the National Enquirer

you knbow you have crossed the line when you buy the enquirer, instead of just reading it while you stand in line at the checkout..

18 You pee in the shower

My whole family does this, not just me!

At least you save water.

Do this all the time

19 You eat a quart of ice cream every night before you go to bed

Honestly, yhou cannot understand why so many people seem to think this is so excessive, so you only do it when you are home alone

I don’t do this.. I want ice cream now😂

20 You help yourself to things you need or want at work, or you use the office equipment to take care of personal business

You know what I mean - making photocopies of your tax return at work, or creating your birthday par4ty inviutations on your work computer and making copies of the invitation on their copy machine...

well it is not a big thing too help yourself a little, that will not bring down the company

21 If you were trying to sell your car, you would not admit to all the things wrong with it
22 Crying

lets face it, everybody crys. But so many people are too proud to admit they cried.

I’d never admit when I’m crying. I’d never cry in a public place. I’m just to embarrassed

23 You think a lot in the shower

I do that too.

come on, dude, we all do.

24 You eat the rest of your dinner out of the togo box while you are driving home from the restaurant
25 Being scared of spiders

My friend keeps picking up spiders at school. It creeps me out. The one stayed on his arm all day. *Shudders*

This person is me

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