Things You Do That You Would Never Admit To

No sex-related or x-rated items, please - items that fall in that category will not be added to the list...

The Top Ten

You like a person but you are insisting that you hate him or her

I know lots of people doing this they are so bitchy with that guy and they do lots of fantasy about him

Yeah it always happen to some people

I've done this at least twice; regretted it both times

Ya that sucks.

Don't wash hands after using the public restroom

In the pre-COVID-19 world, I did this from time to time. Now? Not so much.

I do that and admit it and people do not care except my teacher

*of course, you only race out without washing your hands if no one else is in the restroom..

Disgusting

You drop food on the floor but eat it anyway

One time at lunch, my friend Sydney droped a half eaten oreo on the floor, and before she could pick it up I ate it.

Do that all the time. And I don't care either!

I dropped a mike and ike on the patio, then ate it 2 minutes later. I'm fine!

Do it all the time!

You masturbate

Of course I masturbate. Anyone who says they don't is a liar. It's not a bad thing. It's actually really good for mental health.

It's funny because the description says no sex related items

LOL, I would not say this to someone esspesialy your relatives

I ate a basketball once tee hee

You lied

Well DUH! You don't need to be a detective to know when I lie. I'm a terrible liar.

What’s the point in saying that you lied

Afraid to swim

Not exactly "afraid", more like I can only doggie-paddle so I try to avoid swimming because of how terrible I am at swimming. I'm a worse swimmer than liar, which is saying a lot.

I'm not really afraid to dive into a pool and swim. All that scares me is if I lose my shorts.

Must admit, the sea scares me and if I ever got cramp whilst swimming, then I'd pretty much be own'd.

You imagine that you have sex with your crush

she is sexy and hot and pretty

"No sex-related or x-rated items" - this list is full of them.
But some of these...I relate

That would be fun

You sucked your own blood from a cut

I got to the point of taking a swab of blood from my classmates face and...

Well, I didn't consume it like a vampire, but it kind of is my natural reaction to suck on the cut.

I do this a lot...

You pick your nose

And eat it too. What? I always thought it was an immune system power up!

Everyone does that!

You are gay

Um...no I'm not. My compass is towards girls.

I'm bi

That's a no-no!
I am a straight lady <3

The Contenders

I farted

I always admit to this

oof- I alays admit too

You have a nickname

Well, yes, but I didn't WANT it. My sister just refused to call me by my name since I was a newborn.

mah nickname is Bri but only one kid in my class calla me that

You are broke

In more than one sense, yes, I'm broke. (Actually, in the financial sense, I'm anything but broke, but my parents never trusted me with my own bank account, so it only LOOKS like I have two dollars.)

Addicted to sex

Why would you not tell people that? You never know when you might run onto another sex addict. Then bam! You got yourself a good time. Plus it's better than being addicted to crack.

Watching pornographic films

Duh

Not only read, but BUY magazines like the National Enquirer

you knbow you have crossed the line when you buy the enquirer, instead of just reading it while you stand in line at the checkout..

Liking a pop song

I like Pop Rock, but not Pop. Two very different things.

I like a lot of pop songs!

You eat a quart of ice cream every night before you go to bed

Honestly, yhou cannot understand why so many people seem to think this is so excessive, so you only do it when you are home alone

I don’t do this.. I want ice cream now😂

You help yourself to things you need or want at work, or you use the office equipment to take care of personal business

You know what I mean - making photocopies of your tax return at work, or creating your birthday par4ty inviutations on your work computer and making copies of the invitation on their copy machine...

well it is not a big thing too help yourself a little, that will not bring down the company

You eat the rest of your dinner out of the togo box while you are driving home from the restaurant
If you were trying to sell your car, you would not admit to all the things wrong with it
Being scared of spiders

My friend keeps picking up spiders at school. It creeps me out. The one stayed on his arm all day. *Shudders*

This person is me

You pee in the shower

My whole family does this, not just me!

At least you save water.

Do this all the time

oof, always

Crying

lets face it, everybody crys. But so many people are too proud to admit they cried.

I’d never admit when I’m crying. I’d never cry in a public place. I’m just to embarrassed

Take the L / R earphones too seriously

You know you do!

I do this... it is not important but it is at the same time!

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