Top Ten Things You Don't Want to Admit to Your Parents When You're Young

The Top Ten
1 You had sex
2 You went to jail
3 You killed people

How? Not everyone's a killer! You're telling me every single teenager is a serial killer? Wow, just, wow...

4 You do drugs
5 You raped somebody
6 You have a crush on an animal

I used to have a crush on Shining Armor from My Little Pony.

7 You hate your parents
8 You eat poop
9 You watch porn
10 Your feelings

It's alright to let your feelings out!

The Contenders
11 You're gay

I told my mom I was aromntic once ( which I am, despite being 12 ) and she was all like " no you're not" and I was all like" whatever"

This is the only one I could relate to...
I still have yet to come out, haha.

My parents call me gay

12 You failed an exam

Hey, whoever said "Especially if they're Asian" then ahem... What does that have to do with this, racist. I feel personally attacked, call me soft or anything, but that's just racist, and a dumb opinion, aren't white people ashamed of failure? Yeah I don't think so, everyone's scared of getting low grades, so shut up and think logically for a moment, what does this have to do with Asian? Maybe you think that Asians are really scared of failed exam, but not all Asians are the same! Also, think of it, your family, your friends, you siblings,... Are they scared of failure? Of course yes they do! Who doesn't? So again, sit down and think these two things, Am I racism? Are Asians the only people who are scared of low scores? I hope that you could think it through, by the way I'm Asian, and what you said was just RUDE.

I don't know what I got for my Primary School SATs. (Standard Attainment Tests)
I don't care really its just a stupid exam.

Especially if they're Asian

13 Your girlfriend/boyfriend is a demon
14 You are/got someone pregnant
15 You have a crush on someone
16 You hate one of their foods
17 You got yelled at by a teacher
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