Top 10 Things You Don't Want to Do While Drunk

The Top Ten

1 Drive
2 Propose to your fiance
3 Do an oral presentation
4 Attend your job interview
5 Say hello to nearby police officers
6 Ride a bike
7 Fly an airplane
8 Vote for a president
9 Cross the street
10 Go surfing

The Contenders

11 Have sex
12 Walk up the stairs

Or you will fall.

13 Drink even more
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