Top 10 Things You Don't Want to Do While Drunk

The Top Ten

1 Drive

2 Propose to your fiance

3 Do an oral presentation

4 Ride a bike

5 Fly an airplane

6 Attend your job interview

7 Say hello to nearby police officers

8 Vote for a president

9 Cross the street

10 Go surfing

The Contenders

11 Drink even more

12 Operate heavy machinery

13 Attend an AA meeting

14 Have sex

15 Walk up the stairs

Or you will fall.

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