Top Ten Things You Don't Want to Read On Your Birthday Card

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1 Congrats, today you’ve turned from a boy into Mummy’s little pedophile!

This comment finished me. Happy Birthday PositronWildhawk! - Danielsun182

Happy 18th birthday PositronWildhawk

Brilliant list.
Happy 18th Birthday, Positron. - Kiteretsunu

Haha! Another great & funny list to be proud of. Happy 18th birthday, Wildhawk!

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2 Another year closer to your inevitable death…

IF SOMEONE GIVE ME THIS CARD I WILL HER/HE - 123samia

You give me this card, I'll give a knife in your neck!

Hey, we all die sometime. - ISUCKATLIFE

Wow, thanks for making me depressed. - Poptropica

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3 If you can read this, you must think you’re recuperating! Sorry to disappoint. Happy 90th Birthday!

How strange. My birthday was a week ago and I got this very message.

Happy birthday, positron. Us December folks got to stick together. We only get one present a year. - CityGuru

4 You'll find a cheque enclosed with your new bank details. You’re financially responsible for everything you do now!

Please don't constantly tell me this. - PositronWildhawk

Why? , you are officially not dependent and have your own net worth, isn't it great? - yatharthb

The reason I enjoy being a kid. - An_Average_Person

Please do constantly tell me this. - Comments

5 Mozart was dead before this age. Why aren’t you?

This would be perfect to write in a birthday card that you're gonna send to someone you hate.

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6 May God bless you on this day. For all the things you do when you’re drunk.

This happened to my friend once. - Mumbizz01

7 18 Today! You’re legally an adult today, so I hope you’re younger than your crush. V 2 Comments
8 Someone else will be born today. Let’s hope it was someone more prodigal.
9 Happy 145th Birthd-, uh-oh.
10 Happy Birthday, old man. Stay away from the light.

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11 Now that you are older, it is time to tell you that you're adopted
12 CONGRATULATIONS! You're one year closer to death!

That's would be weird to say. - cosmo

This one is pretty funny. - Lunala

13 I think you're old enough to watch porn!
14 You're F*****g Old!
15 I just ran over your girlfriend
16 When are you gonna die?
17 F*** You
18 Oops, I forgot my wallet
19 All I want for my birthday is a big booty hoe!
20 Allahu Akbar!
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1. You'll find a cheque enclosed with your new bank details. You’re financially responsible for everything you do now!
2. Another year closer to your inevitable death…
3. Congrats, today you’ve turned from a boy into Mummy’s little pedophile!
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1. Congrats, today you’ve turned from a boy into Mummy’s little pedophile!
2. If you can read this, you must think you’re recuperating! Sorry to disappoint. Happy 90th Birthday!
3. Another year closer to your inevitable death…
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