Top Ten Things You Don't Want to Read On Your Birthday Card
The Top Ten
This comment finished me. Happy Birthday PositronWildhawk! - Danielsun182
Happy 18th birthday PositronWildhawk
Happy 18th Birthday, Positron. - Kiteretsunu
Haha! Another great & funny list to be proud of. Happy 18th birthday, Wildhawk!
I wrote this in my friend's card, she wasn't happy. - WheresMyGuitarPick
I always say this whenever it's my friend's birthday. - RoseWeasley
IF SOMEONE GIVE ME THIS CARD I WILL HER/HE - 123samia
You give me this card, I'll give a knife in your neck!
How strange. My birthday was a week ago and I got this very message.
Happy birthday, positron. Us December folks got to stick together. We only get one present a year. - CityGuru
Please don't constantly tell me this. - PositronWildhawk
Why? , you are officially not dependent and have your own net worth, isn't it great? - yatharthb
The reason I enjoy being a kid. - An_Average_Person
Please do constantly tell me this. - Comments
This would be perfect to write in a birthday card that you're gonna send to someone you hate.
Because I killed him - TwilightKitsune
This happened to my friend once. - Mumbizz01
Haha, indeed. So tell us, Pos, are you? - PetSounds
That's would be weird to say. - cosmo
This one is pretty funny. - Lunala
That's fine. She broke my heart, damnit! - PositronWildhawk
That's nasty! - Freddy_Fazbear