Top Ten Things You Don't Want You Spouse to Catch You Doing

The Top Ten
1 Making love with another person

This one is fairly obvious...

The most obvious one.

That's obvious

2 Watching porn
3 Flirting with their best friend
4 Making out with a standee of them to practice the real thing
5 Sleeping during their favorite movie
6 Making fun of them with your best friend
7 Eating the rest of the Nutella

My brother just did this mean prank on me where he put Nutella in the Marmite jar and mixed them. Completely unforgivable.

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