Top Ten Things You Don't Want You Spouse to Catch You Doing

The Top Ten

1 Making love with another man/woman

This one is fairly obvious... - 3DG20

Duh - NightJinx

The most obvious one. - Kiteretsunu

That's obvious - Ananya

2 Creating a plan to kill your spouse
3 Watching porn
4 Flirting with their best friend
5 Flirting with someone from Big Brother

Big Brother is watching you. - PetSounds

6 Flirting with Nicki Minaj/Justin Bieber
7 Making out with a standee of him/her to practice the real thing
8 Sleeping during their favorite movie
9 Making fun of them with your best friend
10 Eating the rest of the Nutella

My brother just did this mean prank on me where he put Nutella in the Marmite jar and mixed them. Completely unforgivable. - PositronWildhawk

The Contenders

11 Watching Dora The Explorer

Only a husband gets caught watching that crappy T.V. show because they are very immature and act like ass if they were the extras child. Men!

* Eyes wide open * What the...? - Ananya

12 Raping the kids

You should not do this anyway.

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