Top Ten Things You Hate Hearing from Your Mom

Nothing against moms or females in general. I ran out of ideas after I rant on one of my lists. Also everyone, sorry about my attitude lately. A few of my lists was rants after someone pull out the whole Mario and Pac-Man thing. Anyway enjoy

The Top Ten

1 "You Were a Mistake"

That is something a mom says when she is upset, but they are role models for their kids and it isn't right.

Yeah I watched Precious. It was the most saddest movie ever. Closer to Titanic. - Chaotixhero

My mum said this to me once and I wanted to cry. - ItsDaWorldOfSNuGGLEZ

2 "Do Your Homework"

These words are like, traumatic to me. Particularly Chinese school homework, which was literally 15 pages of Chinese. - keycha1n

Ugh, another reason why I hate School. - Chaotixhero

I hate homework! And I do not want to do it! - venomouskillingmachine

3 "Clean Up Your Room"

My room is already clean!

A messy room is my kinda thing and it's also goo d to have a messy room it builds eye-foot coordination and that helps with balance when you are jumping around things

4 "You're Grounded"

A BIGGER reason why I hate school. Some teachers are racist and liers. But I'm getting off subject. - Chaotixhero

5 "Eat Your Veggies"

Fruit Is A Million times better than veggies. - DapperPickle

I love eating veggies - Animefan12

I'll eat fruit. Not veggables. - Chaotixhero

6 "You're Gonna Get It"

I don't like the sound of that. No good at all. NO MOM PLEASE I'LL BE A GOOD BOY I SWEAR! Don't lie people it happened before to you once. - Chaotixhero

I'm gonna get what? A new laptop? A kick up the arse? Jupiter? - PositronWildhawk

I'm gonna get raped? Sex? Drugs? What am I getting?

Sounds like a rape threat

7 "Go to the Corner"

Am I in kindergarten! I'm in a higher grade yet my teacher still does that! But not my parent

Tsk! Isn't this the worst? I'm still waiting for mummy to tell me it's OK to come out again. - Britgirl

8 "Time to Go to Bed"

Ain't it great to be out of school huh? Well I gotta wait two more years. - Chaotixhero

The lack of a bedtime in my family is probably one of the reasons I developed insomnia. I was falling asleep at 10-11 pm in first grade, looking back, I wish there was more emphasis on the importance of sleep... - keycha1n

Don't we all, insomniacs. I hate hearing this - JaysTop10List

Sleeping is the worst

9 "No"

Okay now I am clearly sounding childish right now. Lol. - Chaotixhero

My mom says “no” to everything that I want, from social media accounts to buying stuff with my own money.

10 "You Are Dead"

The Contenders

11 "You Are Not My Son"

Not something I'd really hate hearing from my mom, considering I'm female, but I am sure that I'd hate it if I were male...

12 "I'm Right, You're Wrong"
13 "Because I Said So"

Okay, I'll jump on top of a building if you said so.

What do you mean, " Because I said so"?

You do know that's not a real reason right?
Next time she says that imma be like"that ain't a reason mom"

14 "I'm not gonna be here forever!"

"Mummy don't leave me! I love you Mummy! "

If I hear my Mum said that to me, I'd be crying my head off non stop! 😭😭😭😭😭

15 "Why are you so stupid?"

This is why my Mum is a hypocrite!

16 "Be quiet"

True..I get that a lot from everyone when I say my opinion..

17 "Rage Against the Machine is a Bad Influence"
18 "Go read a proper book instead of that childish book"

My dad also says this.

That is what my mum said to me when I was reading manga. I said manga isn't childish and then she took it off me. - ItsDaWorldOfSNuGGLEZ

19 "You Don't Know Anything"
20 "You Know Nothing"
21 "You're a Lousy Son"
22 "You Can't Even Do Basic Things"
23 "Time to take a bath"
24 "Rock and Roll and Heavy Metal Are Both the Devil's Music"
25 "i wish you liked cooler stuff"

I get that a LOT! They subspect me to love sports, but I enjoy Disney, animal science and stuff like that. My dad signed me up for a soccer team, and if I quit he would sell my iPad!
But eventually we moved so I GOT to quit! :D

26 "Listen to more educational songs than those songs"

Songs are for entertainment purposes only -_- - ItsDaWorldOfSNuGGLEZ

27 "Nobody Cares What You Have to Say"

I just want to punch my mom every time she says this!

28 "I'm taking away your computer/phone/other electronic for a month"

I would not survive!

29 I'm the parent and you're the child

That IS a true fact, though. - DijaUnicorn

30 "Shut up"
31 "Is it educational?"
32 "You are not supposed to do this/that"
33 "Now remember..."
34 "HEY!!!"
35 "Go Study!"
36 "Over my knee"
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