Top Ten Things You Hate Hearing from Your Mom

Nothing against moms or females in general. I ran out of ideas after I rant on one of my lists. Also everyone, sorry about my attitude lately. A few of my lists was rants after someone pull out the whole Mario and Pac-Man thing. Anyway enjoy
The Top Ten
1 "You Were a Mistake"

That is something a mom says when she is upset, but they are role models for their kids and it isn't right.

Yeah I watched Precious. It was the most saddest movie ever. Closer to Titanic.

My mum said this to me once and I wanted to cry.

2 "Do Your Homework"

These words are like, traumatic to me. Particularly Chinese school homework, which was literally 15 pages of Chinese.

I hate homework! And I do not want to do it!

Ugh, another reason why I hate School.

My mom says this to me daily

3 "Clean Up Your Room"

A messy room is my kinda thing and it's also goo d to have a messy room it builds eye-foot coordination and that helps with balance when you are jumping around things

My room is already clean!

4 "You're Grounded"

A BIGGER reason why I hate school. Some teachers are racist and liers. But I'm getting off subject.

I want my Mom to get beat up!

5 "Eat Your Veggies"

Fruit Is A Million times better than veggies.

I love eating veggies

6 "You're Gonna Get It"

I don't like the sound of that. No good at all. NO MOM PLEASE I'LL BE A GOOD BOY I SWEAR! Don't lie people it happened before to you once.

I'm gonna get what? A new laptop? A kick up the arse? Jupiter?

I want my Mom to get killed!

7 "Go to the Corner"

Am I in kindergarten! I'm in a higher grade yet my teacher still does that! But not my parent

Tsk! Isn't this the worst? I'm still waiting for mummy to tell me it's OK to come out again.

8 "Time to Go to Bed"

The lack of a bedtime in my family is probably one of the reasons I developed insomnia. I was falling asleep at 10-11 pm in first grade, looking back, I wish there was more emphasis on the importance of sleep...

Ain't it great to be out of school huh? Well I gotta wait two more years.

Oh god, I'm the one who will sleep
Why anybody else need to interfere in that

Don't we all, insomniacs. I hate hearing this

9 "No"

Okay now I am clearly sounding childish right now. Lol.

My mom says this to me constantly

10 "You Are Dead"

I want my Mom to go to jail!

The Contenders
11 "You Are Not My Son"

Not something I'd really hate hearing from my mom, considering I'm female, but I am sure that I'd hate it if I were male...

12 "I'm Right, You're Wrong"
13 "Because I Said So"

You do know that's not a real reason right?
Next time she says that imma be like"that ain't a reason mom"

Okay, I'll jump on top of a building if you said so.

What do you mean, " Because I said so"?

14 "I'm not gonna be here forever!"

"Mummy don't leave me! I love you Mummy! "

15 "Why are you so stupid?"

Other way around sounds a lot better!

This is why my Mum is a hypocrite!

16 "Be quiet"

True..I get that a lot from everyone when I say my opinion..

17 "Rage Against the Machine is a Bad Influence"
18 "Go read a proper book instead of that childish book"

That is what my mum said to me when I was reading manga. I said manga isn't childish and then she took it off me.

My dad also says this.

19 I'm the parent and you're the child

That IS a true fact, though.

20 "Now remember..."
21 "Go Study!"

Yup. Common occurrence

22 "You Don't Know Anything"
23 "You Know Nothing"
24 "You're a Lousy Son"
25 "You Can't Even Do Basic Things"
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