Top Ten Things You Might Hear in a Wildlife Documentary that You Shouldn't Say About Your Girlfriend
Nope, don't, breakup will be inevitable.
And you don't want to be around during those harsh consequences either! It may just end up in a wildlife documentary about Shark Week...
The most impressive, yes, but not necessarily the right one.
Then she wakes up and see her mate sleeping with a woman. Mother Nature knows what she's gonna do to her mate.
How do you know I'm unaware of any hidden cameras...?
Say, I have a question. Um... Any last words?
You do realized that men are more heavier then women.
This mellow-thighed chick just put my spine out of place!
Haha ha ha...oh god...did I just take a wrong meaning of the statement!
Yah. Sort of the sound that lets out when you stub your naked little toe.
Last night, I watched a documentary about America's "big five animals" and when I got to the moose, this was what it said. Trollollolloll
That is very mean to say describe a girlfriend in such a horrible manner.