Top Ten Things You Need to Do In Order to Be a Successful Female Rapper

The Top Ten

1 Have a big butt

This list is sad because it's true.

I knew Nicki Minaj would be here.

2 Take off your clothes

3 Sleep with your bosses

4 Use horrible beats

5 Write overly graphic lyrics about sex

6 Rhyme words with themselves

7 Wear lots of makeup

8 Pick fights with other female artists

9 Write tweets with poor grammar

10 Let male rappers objectify you

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