Top 10 Things That You Now Wish You Didn’t Know About Certain Cartoons
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The Top Ten
1 In addition to the show being ridiculously overrated schlock in general, Ren & Stimpy’s creator is also a thoroughly sadistic pedophile
Yeah... I was really disappointed when I found out about this, to say the very least.
2 Quite a few of the more deeply disturbed individuals amongst Invader ZIM fangirls want Dib to mate with ZIM, Katy-Perry-style
3 The creator of Rocko’s Modern Life mistakenly blamed the show for his wife’s suicide
What makes it sadder is that Rocko is absolutely hands-down one of THE greatest comedy cartoons ever made
I actually came here to ask you to add this. Camp Lazlo had a similar fate, this time due to a really bad divorce.
4 Mr. Garrison from South Park was one of the first fictional characters in recorded history to go through the surgical process for a sex change on public television
5 Not one but TWO of XanderMartin98’s most absolutely demented brain-fetish fanfictions yet are set in the universe of Rocko’s Modern Life
But what does this have to do with the show itself?
6 The titular main “protagonist” of the Buzz On Maggie series (a literally garbage-eating anthro fly whose personality is even more annoying than REAL flies) is often viewed as the lolicon sex symbol to end them all by the show’s fanbase
Notice how my new fanfic about her is a completely shameless parody of this in every way
7 Mega Babies was made by the creators of SWAT Kats
Which is really sad seeing as SWAT Kats was an awesome show and Mega Babies is just down right hideous.
8 What the characters in Spongebob Squarepants look like when suffering from “face freeze” syndrome
9 When Rick says that he will have sex with anything in Rick & Morty, that also includes Morty
10 There is seriously completely unironic non-humanized Rule 34 of Bill Cipher from Gravity Falls still floating around out there
Even worse is when people ship Dipper (an underage boy) with him.