Top Ten Things You Probably Did Not Know About North Korea

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1 They are banned from the internet, tourism is impossible, and they are not allowed to leave the country

Kwangmyong is the North Korean internet -- its dial up. It's only in libraries, universities and other organisations throughout the country. Except they don't really have any electricity.
Tourism - a tour guide who is like some stalker you cannot enter or leave your hotel on your own, you must stay with the tour guide and can't go where ever you want to visit.
It's also a prison and cult.

Well, I'm glad I stayed where I am (America).

That is scary and horrible. I knew one of these facts from another list though. But why can't you leave the country? This means you can't go this route when you go on vacation! Worst place ever.

Tourism is possible. Just kind of risky to apply for. - keycha1n

2 North Korea holds elections every 5 years with one candidate - the leader

Republic's Peoples of Korea is better. Instead of Democratic People's Republic of Korea.
Republican's are a me me me.

That's what makes the Democratic People's Republic of Korea not so democratic.

How can they change? Duh. What the heck.

3 If one of your family members gets sent to prison camp your whole family goes

AND your children, AND your grandchildren, and possibly even your GREAT-grandchildren. - keycha1n

Horrible!

4 Someone sent a copy of the Interview into North Korea which is making fun of North Korea

Kim Jong Un should be forced to watch that everyday. - XxembermasterxX

5 North Korean Prison camps are almost the same as death camps
6 Bibles, South Korean Movies, and Pornography may get you sentenced to death

People shouldn't be killed for entertaining themselves. - XxembermasterxX

Well they have to worship Kim.

Pornography I have to agree with
The others is a no no - TeamRocket747

It isn't true it's all lies! Glorious North Korea will never do this! Remove west!
Glorious Kim Jong Fat Un will beat them! *sarcasm* - CerealGuy

7 There's an organization that sends copies of the bible in North Korea
8 The people may only choose from 28 different haircuts

Sad yeah well they also get the death penalty if they fold a newspaper that the corner covers the leaders face

But surprisingly Kim Jong Un's haircut isn't on that list. - MChkflaguard_Yt

WHAT THE HECK. This country…no words can describe how bad it is. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

9 In 2013 their leader killed his own uncle

Not simply killed his uncle by exucution, the leader threw his naked uncle inside the cage full of starving dogs. - Delgia2k

10 Marijuana is not even classified as a drug and legal in North Korea

And meth which they have all been told is medication.

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11 North Korea is a horrible place

The fat bastard Kim Jong Un lives in luxury and makes his country suffer inhuman ways.
He lives in Ryongsong residence. A luxury mansion.
He has Banquet halls at the lake front - where he would be eating like 24/7
Swimming pool 15m (49ft) wide and 50m (160ft) long with a giant water slide
Running track and athletic field
Spa and Sauna
Horse stables and riding area
Shooting range
Horse racing track
17 palaces
Private island, a custom-designed yacht
A ski resort 70 miles of ski slopes with wood cabin rooms
A spa and restaurant
Private luxury cinema 1,000 seats
A car collection of 100
A private jet with private runways
Over three dozen collection of pianos
Private golf courses
Munsu Water Park.
---So Kim Jong Un has all of that.
But the citizens suffer they must pay for their kids school equipment, can't choose where to live, can only have 15 haircuts, believe meth is medication, don't have much electricity and all the ...more

By law they have to wake up at 6am. By 10pm most people are in bed. They have no weekends on Sunday they are forced to do volunteering.
For the poor children search for their school bus squashing a load of kids on some sort of truck.
Their calendar is based on the birth of Kim II-Sung which occurred on April 15, 1912. So North Korea year is Juche 108.

Singapore is even worse.

12 There is a Death Metal band in North Korea called "Red War"

I'm serious. Just look for it on YouTube or search for it on Google. - TheoHel

Metal is every where.
I hope these guys succeed

13 Mandatory to handover human waste. (For farms)

It would also be poisonous. Being too lazy to get real fertiliser.

14 They have four television channels (the latest came out in 2015 Sport Television)
15 The calendar in North Korea is called Juche

They use that instead of the normal calendar.

16 Koreans have been brainwashed to believe Kim Jong Un is a God who can control the weather.

EEEW this moron is 5 or 6 years older than me.

According to the book In Order To Live, it is true - MChkflaguard_Yt

But now they didn't celebrate his 34th birthday.

17 2018 - People can only choose from 15 haircuts.

North Korea = Hell with the insanity.

18 They are modern-day national socialists

North Korea is an extremely nationalistic country, and they are a "communist" state, their only political party is called the Workers Party of Korea, similar to the German Workers Party (Nazi party). The term, "Nazi" is short for, "national socialism" or "nationalist socialism". With all that said, North Korea is basically modern-day Nazi Germany. - SovietZephyr

19 Women are expected on have shorter hair upon marriage.
20 Tourists are placed under the management of official tour guides and you must adhere to their every instruction.
21 Tourists can't talk to anyone who lives in North Korea.
22 Tourists can only purchase things from tourist shops.
23 Parents are required to register the birth of a baby, with information at the local town hall, with the police and with the secret police.
24 At the age of 10 all children join the Children's union - there are no exceptions.
25 Age of 17 you have to vote, bow to the leaders portraits.
26 People get sent to prison camps. Simply for not being sad enough about the death of Kim Jong il

That's stupid not being sad about one of the leaders that they probably never even met.

27 They have 3 amusement parks

And if you want to go there on holiday which is the last place you should go to ever you cannot just go there. North Korea is a CULT.

Mangyongdae Funfair, Kaeson Youth Park, Munsu Water Park.

28 Tourists cannot take photos of whatever they want.
29 People can be sent to prison camps for not crying at a funeral
30 It's acceptable for female soldiers to be sexually harassed by the commanders
31 Their leader teaches Lee Hsien Loong how to torture their own people
32 American citizens are banned from visiting North Korea.

Not that anyone in any other country would want to go there.

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1. They are banned from the internet, tourism is impossible, and they are not allowed to leave the country
2. If one of your family members gets sent to prison camp your whole family goes
3. North Korean Prison camps are almost the same as death camps
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1. They are banned from the internet, tourism is impossible, and they are not allowed to leave the country
2. North Korea holds elections every 5 years with one candidate - the leader
3. Someone sent a copy of the Interview into North Korea which is making fun of North Korea
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