Top Ten Things You Put On a Christmas Tree

The Top Ten

1 A Star

2 An Angel

People usually put an angel or a star on the top of the tree

3 Lights

4 Baubles

5 Condoms

What?!?! Condoms?!?! On A Christmas Tree?!?! I don't know what kind of crazy world you're in right now, but I must say it doesn't look too good.

6 Toothbrushes

Really toothbrushes on a Christmas tree are you crazy

7 Icicles

8 Ornaments

My mom had no ornaments one year (recked in a flood) so we bought a case of beer and used the beer caps after each round of drinks, by the end of the case there were 24 new ornaments and a decorated tree

9 A Partridge in a Pear Tree

10 A Unicorn

The Contenders

11 Tinsel

12 Nyan Cat

13 Allen Wrenches

You would never put that on a Christmas tree

14 Pictures

15 Candy Canes

16 Dancing Cows

17 Pop Corn

18 Garland

19 mistletoe

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