Top Ten Things You See If You Look to Your Left

Apologies if this list is somewhat childish - I'm having a moment. Actually I'm not sorry. I just feel like going back to my random list-making roots. Okay with you? :)
Anyway, whether or not any of these things are to the left of you really doesn't matter, it's just a bit of fun. If you like fun, go with it and add what you like. Be as random or daft as you like. If you aren't for random fun, visit another list. Or, just express how immature this is by commenting - but to do that, you'll need to vote...

The Top Ten

1 Elton John's weave

2 A half-eaten kebab

3 Dropped Aitches

4 A neon pink mankini

Hopefully, it's not accompanied by a massive, furry, overhanging gut...though in such case, you'd likely not notice the speedo (or much of anything else, for that matter).

5 Yourself

6 Kurt Cobain

7 A "don't look at this sign" sign

8 Your sense of humour

9 God

10 Chuck Norris mud wrestling with Bruce Lee

The Contenders

11 William Throwspear (The Savage)

12 A New Britgirl List

13 A Portal Which Takes Into A Parallel Universe Where Nigel Farage Is Handing Out Presents To Migrants

14 Nothing

15 A light switch

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