Top Ten Things You Should Do In Wal-Mart

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The Top Ten

1 Run in the isles and yell "THIS IS SPARTA!"
2 Wear the store's largest clothing, and ask "Is this my size?"
3 Watch TV till they kick you out
4 Stuff your friends in a tent and scare who ever passes.
5 Rool around in a scooter
6 Dribble one of those giant balls around the store
7 Ask a cashier "Where is the place were the MAGIC happens?"
8 Run up to somebody and say YOU LIED TO ME
9 Point a laser pointer at people
10 Scream WHERE'S THE PIZZA?

The Contenders

11 Hang up a poster of Marilyn Manson's Mechanical Animals in the music section
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1. Wear the store's largest clothing, and ask "Is this my size?"
2. Run in the isles and yell "THIS IS SPARTA!"
3. Watch TV till they kick you out
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