Top Ten Things You Should Never Do

The Top Ten
1 Jump off a cliff

I ain't jumping off a cliff.

Only a moron would do this.

2 Dump a bucket of army ants on your head
3 Eat yellow snow
4 Jump out of an airplane without a parachute
5 Take the night shift at "Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria"
6 Fight Chuck Norris
7 Crap off the edge of a skyscraper
8 Murder
9 Fight a tiger with your bare hands
10 Fart on your employer
The Contenders
11 Practice beastiality
12 Throw your children into the wall
13 Rape
14 Eat a rat sandwich
15 Headbutt a glass window
16 Point at some random person while you're driving
17 Go swimming with the sea snakes
18 Play with a Ouija Board

I'm not looking forward to summoning spirits and demons.

I have an ouija board

19 Put a big fire cracker into a fish tank
20 Walk off with a stranger

For all you know he/she could be a serial killer, a pedophile, or a sex offender. You never truly know what people are like. Just because someone seems normal and friendly doesn't mean they are and you won't even know it until it's too late. Sometimes even your own family and friends may not be as innocent and trustworthy as you're led to believe. You can never be too careful.

21 Play with weapons

Weapons are not toys. They hurt people. Even kill them. Only a total idiot with play around with a weapon.

22 Walk around at night

Walking at night can be dangerous because you never know what you're gonna run into. And it's harder to see things in the dark.

23 Swim when you're bleeding

Especially if you're at the beach or at sea. Sharks are attracted to the smell of blood and they have a very keen sense of smell. They can smell blood from miles away.

24 Let someone else carry your baby

Some surrogates aren't as normal as you might think and they can get attached to your baby and not want to give it up.

25 Put a potato in the microwave for 10 minutes
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