Top Ten Things You Should Never Do


The Top Ten

1 Jump off a cliff

Only a moron would do this.

2 Dump a bucket of army ants on your head
3 Eat yellow snow
4 Jump out of an airplane without a parachute
5 Take the night shift at "Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria"
6 Fight Chuck Norris
7 Crap off the edge of a skyscraper
8 Murder
9 Fight a tiger with your bare hands
10 Fart on your employer

The Newcomers

? Drop your phone in the toilet
? Physically assault someone

The Contenders

11 Practice beastiality
12 Throw your children into the wall
13 Rape
14 Eat a rat sandwich
15 Headbutt a glass window
16 Point at some random person while you're driving
17 Go swimming with the sea snakes
18 Put a big fire cracker into a fish tank
19 Walk off with a stranger

For all you know he/she could be a serial killer, a pedophile, or a sex offender. You never truly know what people are like. Just because someone seems normal and friendly doesn't mean they are and you won't even know it until it's too late. Sometimes even your own family and friends may not be as innocent and trustworthy as you're led to believe. You can never be too careful.

20 Play with weapons

Weapons are not toys. They hurt people. Even kill them. Only a total idiot with play around with a weapon.

21 Swim when you're bleeding

Especially if you're at the beach or at sea. Sharks are attracted to the smell of blood and they have a very keen sense of smell. They can smell blood from miles away.

22 Play with a Ouija Board

I'm not looking forward to summoning spirits and demons.

23 Put a potato in the microwave for 10 minutes
24 Cheat
25 Steal
26 Tell your wife she's fat.
27 Masturbate with the door open

That's just sick!

28 Forget to delete browser history after watching porn
29 Stick your head in a lions mouth
30 Mock an animal

You're asking to be attacked. And if you are, the animal shouldn't have to pay because you were asking for it.

31 Dares

Just because someone dares you to do something doesn't mean you should. You could end up hurting yourself or worse.

32 Opening your door for strangers

You never know what a stranger is like or what they're gonna do. Never open your door or invite someone you don't know into your house.

33 Hitchhike

Never hitchhike and never pick up hitchhikers. You might live to regret it...or not.

34 Comment bad about this list
35 Lie
36 Be evil
37 Walk around at night
38 Practice bestiality
39 Light stuff in the house
40 Vandalize other people's property
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