Top 10 Things You Should Never Find In School

The Top Ten
1 A Killer

If it's a creepypasta like Slender or Jeff I would convince them to kill their creepy fangirls instead. They probably would if they saw the fanart (how can dumb people be attracted to scary things it's weird)

If you find one run for your life

I hope not anyway...

2 Adolf Hitler Adolf Hitler (April 20, 1889 - April 30, 1945) was a German politician of Austrian descent who served as the leader of the Nazi Party since 1921, Chancellor of Germany since 1933, and Führer of Nazi Germany since 1934. As dictator of Nazi Germany, he reversed the Treaty of Versailles, initiated World War II in Europe with the invasion of Poland in September 1939, and was a central figure of the Holocaust. He committed suicide two days before Soviet soldiers stormed his underground shelter in Berlin.

I'm part German but I still wouldn't want to find this ugly toothbrush face in my school. E.E

Especially because he's dead.

He would kill you

3 A Dead Person

If it was my least favorite teacher I would celebrate

A body has been discovered!

4 Satan

Ah, hell Mrs. Teacher Jessica's dad showed up again and now the bible club thinks the raptures gonna happen again!

My language Arts teacher is Satan.

He would burn you alive

5 Porky Minch

Porky could call the masked man and you can escape

6 Bombs
7 Weegee
8 Raptor
9 Guns
10 Fire

You will burn alive

The Contenders
11 A Used Condom

I'm in this program at my school it's an after school program and we went to visit another school's program. That school was TERRIBLE! There was used condoms on the floor other used products (if you know what I mean) all over the washroom. It was pretty gross.

12 Justin Bieber Justin Drew Bieber (born March 1, 1994) is a Canadian singer, songwriter, and record producer. He currently resides in Ontario, Canada and is Christian. He is the son of author Pattie Mallette. ...read more.

It's getting old whoever keeps adding this to every single list!

While school time is happening...
JB: (runs into the classroom) Baby, baby, baby, oooh
Students: Boo!
JB: You don’t like my singing?! (spits on the students)
Principal: Justin Bieber is in the school! Everyone evacuate the school and go home now!

Yes I would run for my life

13 Nuclear Weapons
14 A Murderer
15 Bowser Bowser is the main antagonist of the Mario Bros. Franchise. From kidnapping Princess Peach to simply destroying a fun game between Mario and Friends in the Mario Party spinoff series, this king of the Koopas has set up a certain hatred towards himself amongst the large cast of Mario Characters. He first appeared in the 1985 popular videogame, Super Mario Bros., in which he was responsible for kidnapping Princess Toadstool (more commonly known as Princess Peach), which was released in Arcades and on the Nintendo Entertainment System (NES) Videogame System.

He will kill you

16 Lion

It might be a tame one. I would certainly rather find a lion over Hitler or Satan.

My high school's mascot was a lion dressed as a king

It should eat my least favorite teachers

It will eat you alive

17 Poison
18 Fireworks
19 A Psycho

From Borderlands lol

20 Barney
21 Nicki Minaj's Butt

Umm... why is this on here?

22 Dora
23 Creeper
24 Choas 7

Do you know what it will do it will destroy your good life

25 King Dedede King Dedede is a fictional character and the primary antagonist of the Kirby series of video games owned by Nintendo and HAL Laboratory.
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