Things You Should Never Give Your Sweetheart on Valentines Day

Valentine’s Day is tomorrow. And it’s all about love! However, if you wanna give your sweetheart something, don’t give her these ten things.

The Top Ten

1 A Lil Meerkat album

2 A picture of Submarine Man

3 A Dead Animal

They might be trying to send a message here

4 A Skunk

5 Dead Flowers

6 A Blood on the Dance Floor Album

7 Not Chocolate

8 A Card that Says I Hate You

9 Melted Chocolate

10 One of Those Singing Stuff Animals that Look Creepy

The Contenders

11 The Emoji Movie

Now this one is just cruel

12 Expired Food

13 Divorce Papers

14 A Cannibal Corpse Album

15 A lecture on its pagan origins

16 Chalk Candy

17 A Half Eaten Cake

18 A Cupid costume

19 A lady in a cake

20 A dead stripper

21 A Nickelback Album

22 Underwear

23 Plane tickets to anywhere but where you live

24 A Justin Bieber Album

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