Top 10 Things You Should Never Question About Certain Video Games
The Top Ten
1 What even is this game? - LSD Dream Emulator
2 Why does destroying basically everything in existence make Kirby so happy? - Kirby Series
3 Why do the Amalgamates look and act SO much like serial r*pists? - Undertale
4 Why is one of the characters an anthropomorphic blue condom? And why is literally EVERYTHING made out of oily naked muscle men and the like? - Cho Aniki
Hentai for girls? I've never heard of this game before but now that I've seen this I'm never playing it.
5 How many live test subjects did the Space Pirates actually use for their horrifically failed Morph Ball experiments? - Metroid Prime
6 Why are TWO absolutely insane schizophrenics (one of which is literally using the flight stick as a guitar) being allowed to fly an airplane together in Stage 4? - Um Jammer Lammy
7 Does Fawful actually seriously have a vore/inflation fetish? Like, for real and stuff? - Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story
8 Why was Alphys obsessively stalking a young anime-haired child (and Dora lookalike) through video camera for the first half of the game? - Undertale
9 Why does Sunny have such an unbearable fetish for Parappa's poop? Is it because she wants to be fertilized? - Parappa The Rapper
10 Why is Luigi so flipping good at crossdressing himself as a princess? And why does he enjoy it so much? - Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga
The Contenders
11 What Types of Kinky Things Does Bowser Actually Do with Peach? - Super Mario Bros.
I think he just ropes her up just so that Mario can save her. From every single Mario game I've played, he doesn't pose a big threat to Peach at all. I mean in Super Mario Galaxy 2, he captured her, and he claimed his motive was so that Peach can bake him some cake.
12 Why did Cortex think that crossdressing himself as Coco was a good idea? - Crash Twinsanity
The question I have for this game is why does it exist.
13 Why aren't fire Pokémon able to burn down trees? - Pokémon
14 How Exactly Does a Dog Have Sex with a Flower? - Parappa the Rapper
15 Besides Ameoboid Feces, What Else are the Sewer Crystals Made Out Of? - Ratchet & Clank: Up Your Arsenal
16 Why Does the Pre-Stage-3 Cutscene Exist? - Um Jammer Lammy
17 Why is the Warden So Excited About Crawling Back Into His Own Horrifically Mutated Mother's Womb? - House of the Dead: Overkill
18 Why Do These Games Revolve So Heavily Around Magic Mushrooms? - Mario Series
19 How Did No One Notice When Lammy Crashed an Airplane Right Into the Middle of a Fully-Loaded Drive-In Theatre Parking Lot? - Um Jammer Lammy
20 How Did No One Notice When Lammy Slipped on a Banana Peel and Died Right in the Middle of the Street? - Um Jammer Lammy
And how exactly do you slip on a banana peel and die?
21 How Did Simply Turning Back Her Alarm Clock and Getting Her Underwear Caught on a Doorknob Cause Lammy to Travel Back Through Time? - Um Jammer Lammy
22 Why does the Giantess Carmelita boss fight exist? - Sly 3: Honor Among Thieves
23 Why are there entire planets made out of mucus and intestines? - Earthworm Jim
24 How was Jim able to launch a cow all the way across the galaxy simply by dropping a refridgerator onto a seesaw? - Earthworm Jim
25 How is Jim's head literally stronger than bullets if he's an earthworm? - Earthworm Jim
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