10 Things You Should Never Say to Your Kids

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The Top Ten

1 "Great Job"

I remember really hating when people said this if I thought I had done a bad job. If I thought I deserved it, I was fine with it. - Yoshilord

Why would I never say this to kids? It's best to praise them and make them feel they're doing great, so they can keep it up. - TheRegular1227

What? I would say this to my kid. - letdot52

2 "Practice makes perfect"

Not always. Sometimes, such as when you write, practice helps, but not with some things. - Cyri

3 "You're okay"
4 "Hurry up!"

My parents say this to me ALL the time

5 "I'm on a diet"
6 "Why can’t you be more like your sister/brother?"
7 "I know you can try harder."
8 "You always…" or "You never…"
9 "Nicki Minaj can teach you a lot about relationships."

Anything Nicki Minaj related being promoted to your kids would have you arrested for psychologically scarring them for life.

This is one of the most unforgivable things to say to your kids. - PositronWildhawk

If they listened to one song because of you there childhood is over and is a living hell - OneWayStreet

10 "I told you waiting until the last minute was a mistake!"

The Contenders

11 "One day you'll meet a girl you'll love. She'll probably be a mental patient, but she'll love all the features she can detect."

Truly one of the cruellest lines possible. - PositronWildhawk

12 "You're an only child; Tom's adopted. The family's future rests on you!"
13 "Dive deep into your dreams, just don't try to outdo your brother."
14 "Because I said so!"
15 "I'm sure there's just a lesser of two evils behind that face."
16 "You're a Stupid Hoe!"

You as a parent should be arrested for saying this to your own child.

17 "I promise to pay you more attention, so you don't have to try to blow up the school."
18 "Your sister may be a model someday because she listened when we said no more chocolate."
19 "We paid him to cling film you to the chair every day."
20 "We have reason to embarrass you; we'll tell you when you're older."

Wow thanks Mom & Dad! Can't wait to know why! - Curti2594

21 "Suck my d*ck!"

WHY ON EARTTH IN THE NAME OF GOD WOULD A PARENT SAY THAT TO THEIR CHIILD?

22 "Is that your girlfriend? UGLY!"

That's really rude to say. you should support your children and there girlfriend or boyfriend - cheyeanne

23 "You were the result of a defective condom."

Never say that! Even if it's for real, NEVER say that.

24 "I hope you don't have a kid like me."

My mom told me this the other day and that just was so demoralizing. - alexcousins

25 "You're such an idiot!"
26 "You idiot!"
27 "Go the f*ck to sleep!"
28 "I hate you"
29 I wish you were never born you freak!
30 "It's time for the talk!"
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1. "Great Job"
2. "Practice makes perfect"
3. "You're okay"
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1. "You're an only child; Tom's adopted. The family's future rests on you!"
2. "One day you'll meet a girl you'll love. She'll probably be a mental patient, but she'll love all the features she can detect."
3. "Dive deep into your dreams, just don't try to outdo your brother."
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