10 Things You Should Never Say to Your Kids

The Top Ten
1 "Great Job"

That’s a good thing - DrayTopTens

I remember really hating when people said this if I thought I had done a bad job. If I thought I deserved it, I was fine with it. - Yoshilord

Why would I never say this to kids? It's best to praise them and make them feel they're doing great, so they can keep it up. - TheRegular1227

What? I would say this to my kid. - letdot52

2 "Why can’t you be more like your sister/brother?"

Because I'm me, I'm not them.

Uhhh, because I'm not your perfect little prince?

3 "Hurry up!"

My parents say this to me ALL the time

4 "Practice makes perfect"

Not always. Sometimes, such as when you write, practice helps, but not with some things. - Cyri

5 "You always…" or "You never…"

My mom says this to me all the time :(

6 "Because I said so!"

This is something that has always been said and practise makes perfect, great job, you're okay, hurry up say to anyone.

7 "You're okay"

I think that might be a good thing so say.

8 "Go the f*ck to sleep!"

I wouldn't go to sleep because I would cry

It’s the name of the mocked children’s book

9 "I'm on a diet"

Women who always talk that to their husbands as well as their own kids must be very stupid, always calls themselves ugly no matter what and they try to be as skinny as a model, but they end up complaining about how fat they are by struggling to both healthy eating and exercising. pathetic!

10 "Dive deep into your dreams, just don't try to outdo your brother."
The Contenders
11 "Nicki Minaj can teach you a lot about relationships."

Anything Nicki Minaj related being promoted to your kids would have you arrested for psychologically scarring them for life.

This is one of the most unforgivable things to say to your kids. - PositronWildhawk

If they listened to one song because of you there childhood is over and is a living hell - OneWayStreet

12 "I know you can try harder."
13 "One day you'll meet a girl you'll love. She'll probably be a mental patient, but she'll love all the features she can detect."

Truly one of the cruellest lines possible.

What about meet a boy you'll love? Sexist much?!

Creepier than creepypasta!

But it's humorous lol

14 "I promise to pay you more attention, so you don't have to try to blow up the school."
15 "I should have aborted you!"

I am autistic and my mom said this to me once :(

16 "That does it! I'm putting you up for adoption"
17 "Is that your girlfriend? UGLY!"

That's really rude to say. you should support your children and there girlfriend or boyfriend - cheyeanne

18 "What is it about you and failing?"
19 "Suck my d*ck!"

I cringe whenever I hear someone say this

You rekted me, I rekt you m420z!

WHY ON EARTTH IN THE NAME OF GOD WOULD A PARENT SAY THAT TO THEIR CHIILD?

20 "You're a failure just like your father"
21 "You're a Stupid Hoe!"

You as a parent should be arrested for saying this to your own child.

Your parents must be Nicki Minaj if they say this to you

Quoth the Nicki, "(see above.)"

22 "I told you waiting until the last minute was a mistake!"
23 "We have reason to embarrass you; we'll tell you when you're older."

Wow thanks Mom & Dad! Can't wait to know why! - Curti2594

24 "You're an only child; Tom's adopted. The family's future rests on you!"
25 "I'm sure there's just a lesser of two evils behind that face."
8Load More
PSearch List