Things You Should Not Do If You Are Attacked by a Zombie

Do not ignore this list. One day it might happen to you.

The Top Ten

1 Hug it

2 Eat it

The term: "Beat fire with fire" doesn't work, right?

3 Talk to it

4 Punch it

5 Tease it

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6 Tickle it

7 Congratulate it

Is Donald Trump a zombie?

8 Poke it

9 Bury it

10 Kick it

The Contenders

11 Dissect it

I will kill it with fire. Or water.

12 Roast it

13 Do the flop

14 Fart on it

15 Pick its nose

16 Spit on it

17 Pee on it

18 Flush it down the toilet

19 Scream

20 Ask it if its seen TheTopTens

21 Give it a hydrogen bomb and say "It's better to blow this up than bite me"

22 Rip off its face

23 Summon a sharknado

24 Tell it Yo Mama jokes

25 Cry

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