Top 10 Things You Shouldn't Do In a Bus

While I am writing this, I am in a bus. Even if I'm bored, I shouldn't do this.

The Top Ten

1 Bomb the place

2 Jump through the window

3 Bring an angry dog with rabies

4 Pour water on the guy on front of you

I have inadvertently done this. All you need is a large umbrella and heavy rain. Step 1: Go to Britain. Step 2: Get on a bus.

5 Bring a cactus

6 Punch the driver

7 Try to drive the bus

8 Sell a gun

9 Play Baby by Justin Bieber at maximum volume

10 Bring a skunk

The Contenders

11 Make out

12 Fight the bus diver

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