Things You Shouldn't Do at a Movie Theater

The Top Ten

1 Dance to One Direction right in front of everyone

Boy : BEST SONG EVER!
Audience : Would you shut the... UP!
Boy : I HATE you all ( gets hit by 188 pound popcorn which causes him to get knocked out)
Audience : YAY!

2 Pee in your pants when a funny part comes on

Shouldn't you be doing that when a scary part comes?

I do this constantly

3 Talk about babies

Girl : Babies are so cute babies are dumb babies are adorable!
Guy from Audience : BE QUIET!

4 Sing Dora The Explorer

Little Boy : DORA!
Man : You're going to make my ears bleed!
Little Boy : I just started!

5 Tell everyone to like your photo of Miley Cyrus on Facebook and on Twitter

6 Sing Anaconda

7 Masturbate

8 Scream and laugh very loud

9 Dump your popcorn on the person in front of you’s head

One time at Disney on Ice when we were really little, me and my sister threw popcorn in the aisle.

10 Dump soda on people

The Contenders

11 Sing Stupid Hoe

12 Throw your food at the screen

13 Fart loudly

I don't think anyone would have the nerve to fart in a movie theater.

14 Sing Frozen

15 Sing Justin Bieber

Please Be Number 1 In The Future

16 Answer your phone

Story of my life

17 Record the movie

18 Sneak alcohol in and get drunk

19 Yell the word "fire"

20 Wear a bikini.

21 Turn on very loud music

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