Top Ten Things You Sometimes Want to Do But Common Sense Doesn't Let You

Don't blame me. We all want to do at least one of these at least once. And some of these are funny... others not.
The Top Ten
1 Injure yourself on purpose

I've done this. Not recommended.

2 Be a troll

I want to troll sometimes, but not TTT because this website is way too easy to troll. Just say that you like Justin Bieber and you already got half the site mad. Wikipedia sounds more fun to troll.

I mean seriously. Who doesn't want to mae a fake account and troll TTT at one poimt

It is really tempting though.

3 Burn something down

I don't believe in common sense. All I've got are multiple reasons why I should burn something down and justify the action.

4 Curse at a little kid

Well, you are heartless, except that kid who cries over small problems like eating a cookie.

5 Kill someone

Good Idea - Kill ISIS/North Korea/Drug Dealers/Criminals Bad Idea - Kill Everyone Else

Haha! Who needs common sense?

6 Scream loudly in a quiet place
7 Laugh uncontrollably for no reason

It often happens to me when someone is pissed at me.

This happens to me a lot!

8 Kill yourself

As I once heard in a panto:
- If you don't marry me, I'll have to commit suicide.
- You can't do that!
- Yes I can - I've done it before and I'll do it again.

I've done this three times now..

Never the solution

9 Destroy your phone
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