Top 10 Things You Will Do If You Bump Into a Clown

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The Top Ten

1 Knock Him Out

Why do you guys hate clowns so much - samanime

Question, how are there 117 listings for what to do to a clown? - Catception

Die Ronald McDonald! Lol. - Pony

2 Have a Comedy Competition

No clown can match my power of telling funny jokes...i stole from lots of TheTopTens lists. - UltimateHybridX

3 Send Him to a Circus
4 Run Over Him
5 Scream
6 Cry
7 Keep Him
8 Tell Him to Get a Life
9 Shoot Him
10 Laugh at Him

The Newcomers

? Party with them

I've friends with a clown named Austin. - Ilovestephanie

The Contenders

11 Fart On Him With Your Butt Sticking Out of Your Pants

what - SirSkeletorThe3rd

12 Shave His Hair and Throw Him Into a Volcano

great idea

13 Ask Him If He's Seen TheTopTens

Hell no no clown is joining this site
It's against speed's term of policiy - speed

14 Eat Him
15 Tell Him He's Not Real
16 Pee On Him to Show Dominance
17 Kill Him
18 Flush Him Down the Toilet
19 Throw Him Into a River
20 Puke
21 Punch Him In the Face
22 Whack Him With a Bat
23 Send Him to Prison
24 Puke Up Blood
25 Burn Him
26 Take His Balloon
27 Put a Lighter Against Him and See If He Catches Fire
28 Get an Army of Muscular Men to Deal With Him
29 Throw a Brick at Him
30 Honk His Nose
31 Rob Him
32 Kidnap and Torture Him In Front of a Whole Bunch of Mimes
33 Give the Middle Finger
34 Beat Him Up
35 Send Him to Space Where He Will Never Be Seen Again
36 Give Him a Hydrogen Bomb and Say "It's Better to Blow This Up Than Give Balloons to Kids"
37 Smash Him In the Face With an Electric or Bass Guitar
38 Run
39 Dump a Cat's Litterbox On Him
40 Swear
41 Slap Him In the Face
42 Shove Him In the Oven and Turn It On Full Heat
43 Strangle Him
44 Ignore Him
45 Have Your Dog Viciously Maul Him and Pee On Him
46 Dump Buckets of Acid On Him
47 Kick Him
48 Spit On Him
49 Force Him to Play Bubsy 3D
50 Put Tape On His Mouth
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