Top 10 Things You Would Almost Never Know at an Uneducated First Glance About Certain Video Games

The Top Ten
1 DOG is actually supposed to be a domesticated dog and not a massive, hulking gorilla - Half-Life 2
2 The Buster Sword is wielded effortlessly by a character with barely any muscle mass to speak of - Final Fantasy VII
3 One of the random dead-end rock walls in the game requires you to equip the Red Crystal and absentmindedly crouch in front of it in order to progress - Castlevania 2
4 Sakura, beneath her terrifyingly gargantuan muscle mass, is actually a woman - Danganronpa
5 Kratos is voiced by one of the nicest guys on Earth - God Of War
6 Samus is actually female underneath her iconic space-marine suit - Metroid
7 Flowey and Alphys are actually two of the scariest characters in the entire game besides the Amalgamates - Undertale
8 Parappa was voiced by an actual giant black dude with dreadlocks - Parappa The Rapper
9 Getting the good ending requires you to leave Booster (possibly to die) in a seemingly inescapable landfill canyon - Cave Story
10 It is by Far the Most Vulgar Game of the 1990s and is Actually One of the Most Violent Ones as Well - Conker's Bad Fur Day

Ick. This is why I will never play Conker's Bad Fur Day.

The Contenders
11 Mario is actually supposed to be a legit professional doctor in the game - Dr. Mario
12 Game comes with a built-in continue code - Super Mario Bros.
13 Wario has perfectly white and square teeth - Super Mario Bros.
14 Meta Knight is the most powerful character in the game - Super Smash Bros. Brawl
15 The characters actually have deliberately flattened models in Flat Zone - Super Smash Bros.
16 Monstar is one of the weakest enemies, let alone bosses, in the game - Paper Mario
17 It would later evolve to become one of the biggest franchises in the fighting-game genre - Super Smash Bros.
18 Mimi possesses the ability to invert her entire body into a demonic eldritch spider from Hell - Super Paper Mario
19 The Final Boss is the Only Thing in the Entire Game that Actually Can Kill You - Wario Land 3
20 Villager is Actually One of the Scariest Characters in the Game - Super Smash Bros. 4
21 The tangled, overgrown mess of vegetation that Samus encounters early on in the game actually still IS Brinstar - Super Metroid
22 The Weighted Companion Cube Will Never Threaten to Stab You and in Fact Cannot Speak - Portal
23 Junko Enoshima Isn't Harley Quinn in Disguise - Danganronpa
24 Actually Two of the Saddest Games Since Mother 3 - Cave Story and Undertale
25 Dark Samus' True Identity is Actually Metroid Prime Itself - Metroid Prime 2 and 3
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