Top Ten Things You Would Do If You Met a Man In the Desert Who Looked Like Jesus

The Top Ten

1 Give him some fish and bread and see if he can really use magical powers

2 Just think he's a hallucination and walk away

3 Take a selfie with him

4 Go on a date with him bringing him back to the civilized world

5 Quote the bible to him and see if it's real

6 Give him some water so he doesn't hallucinate any more

7 Sit with him and pray

Yes if you are Catholic or Orthodox

8 Worship him as your hero and savior

Should be number 1. The best thing ever.

9 Ask him if he is Jesus

All go down to see the lord Jesus.

10 Take drugs with him

The Contenders

11 Kill him

The quickest way to get to Hell: Kill Jesus.

12 Be his personal assistant

13 Gaslight him into thinking you're Jesus

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