Top Ten Things You Would Do If You Were to Meet Barney the Dinosaur In Person

The Top Ten Things You Would Do If You Were to Meet Barney the Dinosaur In Person

Shoot him

I hate you,
You hate me
The ratel army killed Barney
With a gun and a tank and 12 atomic bombs
We're all glad that Barney's gone


Good One!

Kick him in the nuts

He doesn't molest children that song is silly.

And kick him in his 12 foot penis. - Murvine_Taylor

So He Doesn't Molest Children Anymore

Falcon Kick!

Punch him

In the eyes so they don't give anyone nightmares

Barney: hi everyone I’m punch me in the nuts barney whenever you punch me in the nuts(punches in the nuts) doo ow my big purple grapes! You’ve crushed them! doo ow this is agony (Barney dies of a bleeding butt)-pinksteelwolf

Force him to watch Paw Patrol until he kills himself

Barney = 6IX9INE
Why? Because they suck and they are both pedophiles.

I don't like paw patrol but id rather watch that instead of a pedophile dressed as a dinosaur

Good idea he hate paw patrol

Paw patrol is better than barney

Throw him in dog crap

I think this should be #1 - TwilightKitsune

And after he eats all the crap, the dogs come and eat him alive.

And Force Barney To Eat It All

Slice his nose off
Call him dumb


Burn him
Tie him up on the train tracks

Listen to him scream

Barney:I wanna be tied up on train-tracks! Me:I’ll tie you up then. A few minutes later...(TRAIN)( barney gets run over and dies) Me: FREDOM!

Cut off his head

The Contenders

Stab him

Great idea

Fart on him


Feed him to sharks

Feed him to springtrap

Shove firecrackers down his throat


Barney: I wanna eat firecrackers! Me:ok then. A few minutes later... (Explosion) Me: THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE! FRRREDDDOOOM!

Then he would look like a boss when it dies in m&l PIT

Kill him
Poop on him
Call the cops

Because Barney is a Child Molester

Get him arrested for life
Hang him
Strap him to an electric chair and shock him
Force him to watch the grounded videos out of him
Make him watch logos that scare people

He can watch the logos of BND, Rankin Bass, Viacom, Children's Television Workshop, Family Home Entertainment, thanks, Klasky Csupo, PBS, DIC, Columbia Tristar, WGBH, View Askew, Zombastic, and Nothing Can Go Wrong Now

Force him to watch the music video for "I Took a Pill In Ibiza" by Mike Posner
Shove gas down his throat and shove a torch down there.
Force him to watch Ren Seeks Help
Slice his face off and kick him into a volcano
Run him over with a truck
Play Justin Bieber's music
Feed him to a Titan from Attack on Titan
Force him to listen to Waffle Song from Teen Titans Go
Punch him in the balls

"Hey boys and girls, I'm Punch Me In the Nuts Barney! Whenever you punch me in the nuts,"
*punches Barney in the nuts*
"HOO! DOOH! DO'OH! My nuts, oh my big purple grapes! You crushed them into, making me wine. D'oh, the agony" - Punch Me In the Nuts Barney, c. 2006

Cut his crotch off
Force him to go to the army
Tell him to get lost, then shoot him

Bang bang we shot barney down, bang bang he hit the ground! (my friend told me this song it is hilarios look it up if you want to laugh)

Step on his tail and hear him say the f word
Make him listen to Justin Bieber's Baby
Force him to watch The Simpsons, SpongeBob, South Park, and Family Guy

He would swear for a whole episode

Knife him

Annoying Orange: Hey Barney
Barney: What?
Annoying Orange: Knife!
(Barney gets cut and dies) - ZootopiaFan

Tell him yo mama jokes
Make him watch the garbage pail kid movie 1800 times and strain his eyes through each run
Kidnap him
Nuke Him
Create an Army of Children to Attack Him

Yes, I know it’s silly, but I’d do it - KingSlayer93316

Set Scooby Doo and the Mystery Inc. Gang on Him
Force Him to Watch Scooby Doo Until He Commits Suicide

That is brutal! I like Scooby Doo and I don't mind Barney the Dinosaur.

I love Scooby Doo and I hate Barney. Barney hates Scooby Doo.

Scooby Doo is much better than Barney the Dinosaur.

Arrest him
Shove his tail down a drain
Force him to watch his own show
Summon a sharknado
Force him to watch Dive Olly Dive!
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