Top Ten Things You Would Do If You Were to Meet Barney the Dinosaur In Person
The Top Ten
And kick him in his 12 foot penis. - Murvine_Taylor
So He Doesn't Molest Children Anymore
In the eyes so they don't give anyone nightmares
Barney: hi everyone I’m punch me in the nuts barney whenever you punch me in the nuts(punches in the nuts) doo ow my big purple grapes! You’ve crushed them! doo ow this is agony (Barney dies of a bleeding butt)-pinksteelwolf
I think this should be #1 - TwilightKitsune
And after he eats all the crap, the dogs come and eat him alive.
And Force Barney To Eat It All
I love paw patrol and I hate barney barney hates paw patrol
Paw patrol is better than barney
Paw patrol rocks barney sucks
Good idea he hate paw patrolV 1 Comment
HE ALREADY IS DUMB!
Listen to him scream
Barney:I wanna be tied up on train-tracks! Me:I’ll tie you up then. A few minutes later...(TRAIN)( barney gets run over and dies) Me: FREDOM!
I love Scooby Doo and I hate Barney. Barney hates Scooby Doo.
Scooby Doo is much better than Barney the Dinosaur.
Feed him to springtrap
Barney: I wanna eat firecrackers! Me:ok then. A few minutes later... (Explosion) Me: THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE! FRRREDDDOOOM!
Then he would look like a boss when it dies in m&l PIT
Because Barney is a Child Molester
He can watch the logos of BND, Rankin Bass, Viacom, Children's Television Workshop, Family Home Entertainment, thanks, Klasky Csupo, PBS, DIC, Columbia Tristar, WGBH, View Askew, Zombastic, and Nothing Can Go Wrong Now
"Hey boys and girls, I'm Punch Me In the Nuts Barney! Whenever you punch me in the nuts,"
*punches Barney in the nuts*
"HOO! DOOH! DO'OH! My nuts, oh my big purple grapes! You crushed them into, making me wine. D'oh, the agony" - Punch Me In the Nuts Barney, c. 2006
Bang bang we shot barney down, bang bang he hit the ground! (my friend told me this song it is hilarios look it up if you want to laugh)
He would swear for a whole episode
Annoying Orange: Hey Barney
Annoying Orange: Knife!
(Barney gets cut and dies) - ZootopiaFan
Yes, I know it’s silly, but I’d do it - KingSlayer93316
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