Top Ten Things You Would Do If You Were to Meet Barney the Dinosaur In Person

The Top Ten

1 Shoot him

Good One!


2 Kick him in the nuts

And kick him in his 12 foot penis. - Murvine_Taylor

So He Doesn't Molest Children Anymore

Falcon Kick!

3 Punch him

In the eyes so they don't give anyone nightmares

Barney: hi everyone I’m punch me in the nuts barney whenever you punch me in the nuts(punches in the nuts) doo ow my big purple grapes! You’ve crushed them! doo ow this is agony (Barney dies of a bleeding butt)-pinksteelwolf

4 Force him to watch Paw Patrol until he kills himself

I don't like paw patrol but id rather watch that instead of a pedophile dressed as a dinosaur

Good idea he hate paw patrol

Paw patrol is better than barney

Paw patrol rocks barney sucks

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5 Throw him in dog crap

I think this should be #1 - TwilightKitsune

And after he eats all the crap, the dogs come and eat him alive.

And Force Barney To Eat It All

6 Slice his nose off
7 Call him dumb


8 Burn him
9 Tie him up on the train tracks

Listen to him scream

Barney:I wanna be tied up on train-tracks! Me:I’ll tie you up then. A few minutes later...(TRAIN)( barney gets run over and dies) Me: FREDOM!

10 Cut off his head

The Contenders

11 Stab him

Great idea

12 Fart on him


13 Feed him to sharks

Feed him to springtrap

14 Shove firecrackers down his throat

Barney: I wanna eat firecrackers! Me:ok then. A few minutes later... (Explosion) Me: THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE! FRRREDDDOOOM!


Then he would look like a boss when it dies in m&l PIT

15 Kill him
16 Poop on him
17 Call the cops

Because Barney is a Child Molester

18 Get him arrested for life
19 Hang him
20 Strap him to an electric chair and shock him
21 Force him to watch the grounded videos out of him
22 Make him watch logos that scare people

He can watch the logos of BND, Rankin Bass, Viacom, Children's Television Workshop, Family Home Entertainment, thanks, Klasky Csupo, PBS, DIC, Columbia Tristar, WGBH, View Askew, Zombastic, and Nothing Can Go Wrong Now

23 Force him to watch the music video for "I Took a Pill In Ibiza" by Mike Posner
24 Shove gas down his throat and shove a torch down there.
25 Force him to watch Ren Seeks Help
26 Slice his face off and kick him into a volcano
27 Run him over with a truck
28 Play Justin Bieber's music
29 Feed him to a Titan from Attack on Titan
30 Force him to listen to Waffle Song from Teen Titans Go
31 Punch him in the balls

"Hey boys and girls, I'm Punch Me In the Nuts Barney! Whenever you punch me in the nuts,"
*punches Barney in the nuts*
"HOO! DOOH! DO'OH! My nuts, oh my big purple grapes! You crushed them into, making me wine. D'oh, the agony" - Punch Me In the Nuts Barney, c. 2006

32 Cut his crotch off
33 Force him to go to the army
34 Tell him to get lost, then shoot him

Bang bang we shot barney down, bang bang he hit the ground! (my friend told me this song it is hilarios look it up if you want to laugh)

35 Step on his tail and hear him say the f word
36 Make him listen to Justin Bieber's Baby
37 Force him to watch The Simpsons, SpongeBob, South Park, and Family Guy

He would swear for a whole episode

38 Knife him

Annoying Orange: Hey Barney
Barney: What?
Annoying Orange: Knife!
(Barney gets cut and dies) - ZootopiaFan

39 Tell him yo mama jokes
40 Make him watch the garbage pail kid movie 1800 times and strain his eyes through each run
41 Kidnap him
42 Nuke Him
43 Create an Army of Children to Attack Him

Yes, I know it’s silly, but I’d do it - KingSlayer93316

44 Set Scooby Doo and the Mystery Inc. Gang on Him
45 Force Him to Watch Scooby Doo Until He Commits Suicide

That is brutal! I like Scooby Doo and I don't mind Barney the Dinosaur.

I love Scooby Doo and I hate Barney. Barney hates Scooby Doo.

Scooby Doo is much better than Barney the Dinosaur.

46 Arrest him
47 Shove his tail down a drain
48 Force him to watch his own show
49 Summon a sharknado
50 Force him to watch Dive Olly Dive!
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