Top Ten Things You Would Do If You Were To Meet Justin Bieber In Person

The Top Ten
1 Ask him whether he's seen TheTopTens

YOU KNOW WHAT? I AM SICK OF THIS! Justin Bieber IS A PERSON! HE HAS FEELINGS LIKE WE ALL DO! SO POSITRONWILDHAWK, THIS IS NOT FUNNY! THIS LIST IS SO DARN OFFENSIVE! I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE MAKE LISTS LIKE THESE! WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF SOMEONE CALLED YOU A WOMAN OR PUT YOU ON EACH LIST? PROBABLY NOT!

Honestly I love Justin I don't see what is the matter with him! He probably didn't do any of the things the public said he did! It was most likely the press making the celeb look bad! Be nice people! He has feelings too!

He'd been crushed by the things people say about him (most of them are true)! Justin Beiber is a horrible person.

He probably has, the letter to metal fans he wrote is totally to us. Don't believe me, check it out!

2 Challenge him to a one-on-one wrestling match (without bodyguards)

Why thank you PositronWildhawk when you implied that a ten year old could beat Justin Beaver in a matter of seconds I believe you were talking about me. and I would gladly beat some sense in to Justin Beaver.

He is a loser, besides I'd sit on him like a little kid would on santa's lap.

Even a ten year old would win in a matter of seconds.

My 9 year old sister could kick his butt. Blindfolded.

3 Build a dam and suggest that he live in it

Yeah, but, understandably, the beavers would be mad.

No, that's just an insult to beavers!

Justin beiber more like Justin beaver

A perfect home for Justin Beaver

4 Ask him how many singing girls are jailed twice before 20

The answer is... him!

5 Throw him into a river

Can He (Justin beaver) swim? I think he can't... So throw him... !

Water pollution will occur

Sink or swim? Hopefully sink.

"Why would you do this? "
"Justin, don't be such a big drip."

6 Shake a rattle for the "Baby"

Good idea! And maybe put diaper pants on Justin Beiber too!

Good idea, but he would not take it too well...

Will he spit on it or abandon it in Germany

I can relate to this

7 Kill him

Well I'm not defending Bieber but seriously you all guys take the level of hate to an extraordinary stage... Listen how you all gonna feel If someone kill you without any proper reason. Everyone has right to live.
Live & Let Live...I'm not hurting someone I just say what's on my mind but most of the time people can't handle the truth

You know, Justin Bieber may be mean and sings badly, but this list is no more offensive than Most Hated Countries.

And still the police won't arrest me because maybe they also want this to happen

Geez. He's not awful enough to be murdered. Violent list, huh?

8 If he doesn't understand something, say it's German

I reckon that he's tired of this sometimes

Yes, that is so true.

9 Fart on him

That is a great idea!

10 Flush him down the toilet

I hope that when she goes to the sewer, the ninja turtles kick her butt

He's crap, so he'll fit in

Its where he belongs

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11 Puke

Let him know how horrible he really is.

12 Scream in Horror
13 Punch Him in the Face

Maybe he should be punched in the face because he is so annoying

I would feel so good until I'm jailed for hitting a woman.

I would, but I would be jailed for child abuse.

But wait... You can't hit a girl...

14 Throw a brick at him
15 Shave His Hair Then Push Him Down A Volcano

Preferably pubic hair, if he even has any.

Brutal Is My Middle Name PositronWildHawk

Oh my bloody God. Absolutely brutal.

yo dat would've been lit

16 Slap him
17 Strangle him

You will need homer for the job

18 Teach him how to dress himself

"okay, justin beaver, put this on and go out in public.*hands him a Peppa pig shirt*

That would be pretty funny!

19 Put a lighter against his skin and see if he catches fire

You all enjoy on torturing a person like this, seriously shame on all you. Hate to Bieber is OK cause everyone have different opinions but thinking that may he burn feels like humanity doesn't exist in World. You all are like the next President deserving candidate in North Korea exact copy of Kim Jong

Shame on you horrible people! I am a child and I know better than to horribly torture somebody just because they are a bad singer. SHAME ON YOU!

If it dose not work try again, but this time dump gasoline on him. 8) watch him burn, HA HA HA HA.

With all of that oil on him, it may just work.

20 Shoot him

Yes! I would shoot him. He sucks so badly. Even if I go to prison, I would probably say, sooo worth it. Good music is avenged, you know cause he murdered real music.

21 Give the middle finger

I would give him the finger and throw him in the river so he drowns!

Three words. Middle. Finger. Him.

22 Recruit an army of muscular men to deal with him
23 Cut off his penis and make him eat it.

That's disgusting, (my dumb tablet keyboard will not let me type in e w) I would rather make him eat a dragon fly or horse fly

It don't have no penis. Taylor Swift wrote blank space after her.

You will go to jail if you done something like that! Don't ever do that to any one or JB!

That's so disgusting but clever at the same time.

24 Beat him up

The police will be proud of me for doing that so he can go to jail again.

25 Ask him whether he likes Big Brother or not

We will see the real truth them

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